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6pm- Opening Crossburning Ceremony broadcast live from Al Sharptons House.

6:30 pm Token African American Key note address by Colin Powell.

7pm Haliburton check presented to Bush and Cheney.

7:30 pm Conflict of Interest seminar given by George Bush Sr and James Baker. Sponsor: The Carlyle Group

8pm Prescription reform speech given by Rush limbaugh

8:30 pm Evil Doer of the year award, recipient Osama Bin Laden
Accepting in his absence 1988 winner Moamar Qadaffy

9:00pm Wmd scheduled to be found by Fox News

9:30 pm Osama Bin LAden to be "Captured" In Fort Lauderdale Country Club.

10:00pm Ecomics Seminar: Key note Drooler Ronald Reagan

10:30 pm Gay Bashing

11:00pm Iran Contra Reunion Dance: Hosted by Oliver North and John Poindexter. Music by the Panamanian Strongband, Manuel Noriega and the Eightballs.

11:30 pm P.N.A.C reveals war plans to take over Canada.

Midnight G W address accepting nomination entitled
Daddy Says me did good and I knowed I am.
 
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i enjoyed it

i enjoyed it

except for the reagan comment...

that was downright mean spirited.....

salads,i thought you were o.k......after that one,i wouldn`t mind tossing your salads.....
 
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c`mon salads

c`mon salads

where are you?....

i want to hear more from some yo-yo that calls somebody with alzheimers a "drooler" because he disagrees with him politically....

let`s hear you intellectualize that.....

you ever have anyone in your family diagnosed with alzheimers?.....

i`m waiting...
 
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Lighten up Gw. It was a joke. In poor taste. Sorry if it offended you or anyone else. Just trying to be funny.
 
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o.k...

o.k...

i appreciate your political convictions....and read your posts....but,man,ream the guy on his record or bad habits or stupidity or whatever.....a terminal disease?

what`s next?......we gonna look for some politicians with multiple sclerosis, cancer or maybe an amputation or two to belittle?.....

sorry for getting tight assed....but it`s a horrible disease and it` a horrible way to die....

maybe i overreacted..if so i apologize.....i`ve seen what alzheimers does....it`s damned horrible.....
 
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OFFICIAL 2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm- Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm- Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm- Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm- Collect offerings for al-Zawahri and al-Sadr defense fund.
7:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:25pm- Tribute theme to Spain.
7:45pm- Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm- John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm- Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm- Gay marriage ceremony.
9:30pm- * Intermission * (Refreshments hosted by Ted Kennedy)
10:00pm- Flag stomping and defacing ceremony
10:15pm- Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm- Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm- Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm- Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm- Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm- John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm- 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.
 
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Yea that was third time that was posted on this site.

At least I actually wrote mine.
 
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Day 2 schedule out at 5pm est today.

The only thing that has been rumored is the NRA Monkey Hunt in Downtown DC.
 
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Secret flights out of the country furnished by the Saudi Government. Hey it's the least they can do.
 
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