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Breaking News out of Iraq, special report !! It has just been announced that there will be a special election held on September 15th.
Muntadhar Al-Zeidi has announced his run for the supreme leadership of Iraq, at this time I would like to offer a special invitation to George W Bush, for without Mr. Bush none of this woild be possible.
Al-Zeidi was quoted as saying ...I don't think he'll come but it would MAKE MY DAY if he did.
Al-Zeidi has become a national hero and just about the most popular person in Iraq.
Al-Zeidi will be released from prison on the 14th, three months early for good behavior.
This being the reason for the sept. 15th election date.
It is expected that Al-Zeidi wins the election in a landslide.
For those who are not familiar with Al-Zeidi let me refresh your memory... Mr. Al-Zeidi is the reporter that threw shoes at Mr. Bush !!
On a unrelated matter it has just been announced that 50,000 sunni and 50,000 shiite refugees will be relocated to the rolling hills of Kentucky. The lucky city is believed to be Bowling Green. The 50,000 sunni's may go to Cave City, a short distance from Bowling Green. Secretary of defense Gates said that the sunnis and shiites should be separated.
VP Biden was quoted saying ... In Kentucky they love the war in Iraq and they voted for the war in Iraq so let them have the Iraqi refugees.
 
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... those people in Kentucky love to fight among themselves anyway.Most are Inbred and illiterate, the refugees should fit right in.
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Well I dont know about that


but I do know that DTB is Gumby dammit !
 

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Well I dont know about that


but I do know that DTB is Gumby dammit !

Hey Scotty, you know how to tell if the clown you hired for your child's birthday party is actually DTB?

His entire act consists of charts and complaining about the deficit.

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