Rice a Roni

[Cricket]

Subject: Fwd: FW: A Colonoscopy In San Francisco






After having experienced the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy
in my home state of Alabama, I decided to have my next one performed while
visiting friends in San Francisco, where beautiful nurses are said to be
much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, a really gorgeous nurse began my
procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an
erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse. :scared

 

[Sportsaholic]

Josh is sending out a mass Text, this Thread should be hopping soon.....:0008

 

[hedgehog]

Subject: Fwd: FW: A Colonoscopy In San Francisco






After having experienced the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy
in my home state of Alabama, I decided to have my next one performed while
visiting friends in San Francisco, where beautiful nurses are said to be
much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, a really gorgeous nurse began my
procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an
erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse. :scared

:scared

:sadwave:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

Josh is sending out a mass Text, this Thread should be hopping soon.....:0008

I only sent one text and he has already checked in

:scared

:sadwave:

 

[hedgehog]

I only sent one text and he has already checked in

:SIB

In Las Vegas, a man finds himself in a hotel; he didn't want to be alone in the room, so he calls a hooker. The hooker arrived, the first thing that she said was "I want to tell you right up front, my minimum fee is $350, and that's for a hand job." The hooker points out in the window, and pointing to an expansive Mercedes, and said, " see that? I own that because of what I can do with my hands."

He was surprised, but what the hell, he did it anyway, which turns out to be a fantastic blowjob.

So he said, "How much do you get for pussy?" then the women replies "Do you see the hotel sitting there on the corner? I could own that if I had a pussy!" :0003