riddle me this (10)

[TBONEZ0295]

but befor I do try this one DJ smarty pants

Perfect Man, Perfect Woman

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children. One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw Santa Claus at the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up, because they didn't want to make their perfect children (who were at home with their perfect babysitter) mad because it was close to Chritmas.

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with Santa Claus, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and 1 lived.

Who died and who lived?

 

[TBONEZ0295]

HINT-LOL if you answer this as quick as the others I'm going to have to sick JUSTINSMOM on you

 

[TBONEZ0295]

OK OK I see that your strugling with this one ............................do you want the answer? ? ? ?





DAH.....................THE PERFECT MAN AND SANTA CLAUS DIED. BECAUSE THEY AREN"T REAL. OF COURSE THE PERFECT WOMAN LIVES...........................

dance2 dance2 dance2 dance2 dance2

 

[TBONEZ0295]

DJ-smarty pants keep up the good work ! keep them coming TOY

 

[ajoytoy]

DJ-smarty pants keep up the good work ! keep them coming TOY

i have ont he table right now:

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

 

[Blazer]

how can you measure day and night??:shrug:

It's a funny little thing called a watch.

 

[ajoytoy]

i have ont he table right now:

Dies half its life, lives the rest.
Dances without music, breathes without breath.
What is it?

heres a hint:

it grows from the ground

 

[Mr. KANE]

flowers

 

[Blazer]

Baby's Breath?

 

[thisisbad]

Just to reply on the perfect woman joke, of course the woman was driving that's why they had an accident.....

 

[ajoytoy]

Baby's Breath?

both good answers kane and blazer

i had a "TREE" as the answer....those could have been right too

im gonna post a hard one for tomorrows riddle

gl on it

 

[DJTranks]

Sorry guys I wasnt here for those good riddels LOL!!!

TBONEZ - wish I was here to get that one from you!!

OK lets do it tommorow!!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Just to reply on the perfect woman joke, of course the woman was driving that's why they had an accident.....

LOL