an e-mail that i received, thought it was worth posting here.
>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
>
>"What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
>message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
>plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
>The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
>past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
>
>We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
>South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
>troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
>All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
>France would welcome them.
>
>All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
>Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
>drivers.
>
>No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
>attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
>
>The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy-wise. This
>will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a
>temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
>to cope for a while.
>
>Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
>oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
>
>If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
>"interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
>whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
>taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
>
>Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies
>and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
>shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
>
>All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
>us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
>your huddled masses.? ?She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
>want a piece of me?'"
>
>Robin Williams
>Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan...
>
>"What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this
>message. I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
>plan for peace. So, here's one plan:
>
>The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs,
>past & present. We will promise never to "interfere" again.
>
>We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany,
>South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station
>troops at our borders. No more sneaking through holes in the fence.
>
>All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
>We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
>gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
>France would welcome them.
>
>All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 day visits
>unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
>allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
>Asylum would not ever be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab
>drivers.
>
>No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't
>attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home, baby.
>
>The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy-wise. This
>will include developing non polluting sources of energy but will require a
>temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
>to cope for a while.
>
>Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their
>oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.
>
>If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not
>"interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
>whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them gets "lost" or is
>taken by their army. The people who need it most get very little, anyway.
>
>Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't need the spies
>and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would make a good homeless
>shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
>
>Use the buildings as replacement for the twin towers.
>
>All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call
>us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
>
>Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
>
>The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your tired,
>your huddled masses.? ?She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
>want a piece of me?'"
>
>Robin Williams
