(saddams Daughters) Looking Good

[Eddie Haskell]

Alas Tara:

I have been forced to give up my pursuit of my unrequieted love, Helen. You see, on my recent trip to Virginia I was arrested on the eastern shore of Maryland. I entered into a plea agreement to 29 counts of gross sexual imposition with a minor crustation. As a condition of probation, I am precluded from making any suggestive comments to anyone for a period of three years.

Therefore, I must give up my one true love. No.... I'm not speaking of the Lexus, but rather Helen. It looks like its just gonna be Eddie and his right hand for the next 2 years, 11 months, and 3 days. Oh the humanity.

Platonicly yours,
Ed

 

[Pujo21]

Bean Ole Boy

Bean Ole Boy

Would you take a strap-on Arabesque style from these cuties if you could hit them in The Camelbacks ????

WELL WOULD YOU ?????

:lol:

 

[StevieD]

Classic post Beantown LMFAO!!

 

[skulldog]

Neverteaseit, LMFAO :thefinger , TBonez, don't forget they would have buy a set a BOOBS as well, it's the american way

 

[Mr. Ass]

Didn't Daddy whack both their husbands in 1996 or something? That HAS TO take away from their f*ckability value and even their long-term-relationship value (for you who would not chew and screw on them) considering that nut-job is still on the loose.

Mr. Ass :moon:

 

[cisco]

Jim. When you refer to your lovely wife I thought you had a pretty good looking lady. Now you're talking about these two pooches like they were models or something. Tell us the truth Jim, would you put your lovely wife in the same catogory as these two canines? (Doctor Strangelove, this guy needs help)
I think that they need to put that big sack over themselves and talk through the screen thats sewn into it.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Neverteaseit, LMFAO :thefinger , TBonez, don't forget they would have buy a set a BOOBS as well, it's the american way

yeh I guess they would have to " see the DR. " lol

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Alas Tara:


Therefore, I must give up my one true love. No.... I'm not speaking of the Lexus, but rather Helen. It looks like its just gonna be Eddie and his right hand for the next 2 years, 11 months, and 3 days. Oh the humanity.

Platonicly yours,
Ed

I suppose this is what 2 years,11 months,and 3 days looks like Eddie???:shrug:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Very funny Tara.

Eddie

 

[Justinsmom829]

Well, Beanie, I must look like a goddess on this forum if you think those girls are pretty.

Bonez, that is a good pic of Eddie, but more acurate pic of Pee Pee. You know his mom did take away his blow up doll.

miss Missy

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Miss Meliss,
Petey and I are pretty good friends,we talk via phone frequently. He told me that his mom gave him back the blow up doll because she was in fear for her dogs safety!His temper seems to get a bit out of control when he cannot find a release if you know what I mean So maybe we should just give petey a break and stop busting on him, his blow up doll IS his saving grace. Not to mention I am an animal rights activist whom would not want to see harm done to his moms poodle ! Mrs. Petey told me after the first time petey experimented the poor thing was at the vet hospital for over 2 weeks

what do you say Miss "SAVE THE ANIMALS" " PRO PLASTIC ????? "

 

[Private Petey]

checking it twice

checking it twice

You just made the list tbone.

 

[Justinsmom829]

Tara, I agree, poor dog. I am glad that Pee Pee has gotten his doll back that is probably why we haven't seen him on MJ's for a while. Busy if you know what I mean. Do you think he will bring her to Vegas? I would love to meet the woman who can keep Pee Pee in check even if she is blow up doll!

Miss Missy

 

[Helen]

I'm so glad that Mrs. Petey gave in and returned his woman. Has she told you about the health of the poor dog? I wasn't sure why we haven't seen Pee Pee around, I'm sure he's been busy getting his "release". I guess the local pharmacy sold out of the astroglide and that explains why he is posting again.

 

[TBONEZ0295]

Re: checking it twice

Re: checking it twice

You just made the list tbone.

Does this mean I can be a part of the DOUBLE PP GANG finally????Do you really mean it??? I made the list! YAHOOO!!!!!!

wait a minute now , does this mean I'm in or do I have to prospect first????

 

[Helen]

T~I think that the list a negative thing. It's like a hit list. As in, you better watch out for Pee Pee and the Idaho hit men. If I were you I'd start running now. LOL!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

NO Helen Petey wouldn't do that to me WE ARE TIGHT ! The only thing that has kept me out of his gang is my pro animal feelings . They just don't agree with me on that subject . Hey! what the hell if he uses a blow up doll so be it! Petey and the gang will forever try to get me to understand animal sex ! They claim it is the ultimate sexual pleasure. The guys told me that they have been in contact with Marine also to get info on the stap ups and are planning an experimental comparison with each other .
Marine swears its WAY better..................so in turn petey and the gang has to try it...........

I just really want to be in his gang becuse I think petey is just so cool aside from animal experiments and Marine style they are the coolest gang to be a part of . Right Petey???" I GOT YOUR BACK PETEY DON'T WORRY!"

 

[gardenweasel]

btj

btj

you`re doing the nasty with this hairy armpitted,hygienically challenged sister of the desert.....then right before you consumate the act she breaks into one of those shrill,shrieking,tongue clicking yipp-yells that these little minx`s are famous for......

then you.........

whoa .......nasty...:nooo:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

throw up................lmao weasel

 

[TBONEZ0295]

oh peter please let me know if I'm in or do I have to be initiated????????