pay the .25 cents to ride in to town during the day....but do not take the bus back. Avoid all street vendors unless you fell sorry for the fat kids (my wife).
Do not let your wife get her hair braided.
Find a good bar and stay at it for a while. They have a lot of sports betting places and otb.
cuz she'll look like all of the other tourists, kinda lawmaker1 brought that up... i guess you'll see how funny it is when you get there.
actually great place for fishermen and single guys. kinda pricy for mexico, take plenty of pesos!