Butt Darts
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A game similar to darts in which one person is duct-taped to the wall in such a way that their butt may serve as a dart board. Unfortunately for the ButtDart-ee, the asshole often serves as the bullseye.
How To Play Butt Darts
1. Place a coffee cup (a heavy one so it won't fall over) on the floor.
2. Gather contestants about ten feet from the cup, and compete one at a time.
3. Place a quarter between your butt-cheeks. (this game should be played with clothes on) While clenching your butt, attempt to walk over to the coffee cup and drop the quarter in the cup. NO HANDS ALLOWED!
4. The winner gets all previously missed quarters and the ridicule of his or her friends.
5. Girls seem to do well at this due to their superior butt control.
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A game similar to darts in which one person is duct-taped to the wall in such a way that their butt may serve as a dart board. Unfortunately for the ButtDart-ee, the asshole often serves as the bullseye.
How To Play Butt Darts
1. Place a coffee cup (a heavy one so it won't fall over) on the floor.
2. Gather contestants about ten feet from the cup, and compete one at a time.
3. Place a quarter between your butt-cheeks. (this game should be played with clothes on) While clenching your butt, attempt to walk over to the coffee cup and drop the quarter in the cup. NO HANDS ALLOWED!
4. The winner gets all previously missed quarters and the ridicule of his or her friends.
5. Girls seem to do well at this due to their superior butt control.