1) What does the average Alabama player get on
his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader
into your dorm room?
.........Grease hips and push
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your
porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State
football player has a girlfriend ?
.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a
possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get
killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn
football player's life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to
change a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
He knew that the police would never look for a
Heisman Trophy winner at LSU .
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team
color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday,
hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
SORRY CHAD!!!
:thefinger
his SATs?
.........Drool.
(2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas
cheerleaders in one room?
.........A full set of teeth.
(3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader
into your dorm room?
.........Grease hips and push
(4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your
porch?
.........Pay him for the pizza.
(5) How do you know if a Mississippi State
football player has a girlfriend ?
.......There is tobacco spit on both sides of his
pickup
(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a
possum?
.........Because they play dead at home and get
killed on the road.
(7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn
football player's life?
.........His freshman year.
(8) How many Florida freshmen does it take to
change a light bulb?
........None. That's a sophomore course.
(9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco?
........Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
He knew that the police would never look for a
Heisman Trophy winner at LSU .
AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....)
(10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team
color?
.........You can wear it to the game on Saturday,
hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.
SORRY CHAD!!!
:thefinger
i didnt know canadian women shaved their backs
