Petitioners from every state have filed petitions for secession.
I don't think they'll like that, but,,,,we should let one of them do so. We could start with Oklahoma.
From day one they'll have to enforce their borders with neighboring states, at their expense.
Then they can set up embassies in 140+ other countries, at their expense. They can join the UN or not.
Since they hate the USA, they won't want diplomatic relations with us. Where they'll sell their oil, who knows? We probably won't let it cross the OK/USA border.
And they can maintain all roads in their state. No Federal funds for that.
Fund their own school lunches. No more sucking the Federal tit on that one.
Farm subsidies: gone.
Crop insurance: gone.
Unemployment insurance: gone.
Disaster aid: gone.
Airport safety: gone.
Food safety: gone.
Drug safety: gone.
Medicare/medicaid: gone.
Social Security: gone.
Vet's hospitals: closed.
They'll have to issue their own currency. I suppose OKDollars will be about as valuable as Confederate dollars.
And if they want to travel out of their country? Good luck with an Okie passport.
And, of course they'll need to build a strong military in case Texas attacks them.
There'll be a wave of secessionist-minded immigrants. With no Okie border security, they'll all be illegal and unemployed.
But, hey - they won't pay any Federal taxes, they can open carry bazookas, and institute the death penalty for abortion or any other Biblical offense. They can devisr their own OkieCare - if all the physicians haven't fled. They can hang the gays, Jews, Blacks, liberals, college professors and anyone else who doesn't toe the teaparty line.
And the Sooners can play themselves every weekend and win the Okie championship.
What's not to like? :shrug:
I don't think they'll like that, but,,,,we should let one of them do so. We could start with Oklahoma.
From day one they'll have to enforce their borders with neighboring states, at their expense.
Then they can set up embassies in 140+ other countries, at their expense. They can join the UN or not.
Since they hate the USA, they won't want diplomatic relations with us. Where they'll sell their oil, who knows? We probably won't let it cross the OK/USA border.
And they can maintain all roads in their state. No Federal funds for that.
Fund their own school lunches. No more sucking the Federal tit on that one.
Farm subsidies: gone.
Crop insurance: gone.
Unemployment insurance: gone.
Disaster aid: gone.
Airport safety: gone.
Food safety: gone.
Drug safety: gone.
Medicare/medicaid: gone.
Social Security: gone.
Vet's hospitals: closed.
They'll have to issue their own currency. I suppose OKDollars will be about as valuable as Confederate dollars.
And if they want to travel out of their country? Good luck with an Okie passport.
And, of course they'll need to build a strong military in case Texas attacks them.
There'll be a wave of secessionist-minded immigrants. With no Okie border security, they'll all be illegal and unemployed.
But, hey - they won't pay any Federal taxes, they can open carry bazookas, and institute the death penalty for abortion or any other Biblical offense. They can devisr their own OkieCare - if all the physicians haven't fled. They can hang the gays, Jews, Blacks, liberals, college professors and anyone else who doesn't toe the teaparty line.
And the Sooners can play themselves every weekend and win the Okie championship.
What's not to like? :shrug:
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