Well I must say, this thread certainly gets the mileage, no pun intended.
Have you decided on the chocolate covered raisin yet?
If so have sizes been discussed?
Of course, you don't plan on iron manning it do you? Use some Emla cream, a topical novocaine type drug, to loosen up the ole brown bottlecap.
I need to point out one more thing, the chances of your girl squirrel, being as large as the latex lumber she is going to give you the ole Rock Hudson with are slim to none.
Also, keep in mind that hers is latex, therefore unable to acheive orgasm. If there is one time where the bride definitely won't be faking one for the team, this is it. She's gonna roll on you like Dom Deluise on last nights meatloaf. Once you crawl to the corner screaming you have nowhere to go.......heeeeeerrrrrreeeeeesssss jjjjjoooooohhhhnnnnnnyyyy.
Just when you think you can't take anymore.......WHAM! here comes another inch.. I would have to go no here.
