sham-wow guy pops a hooker

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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust
TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl

MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)
 

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a few observations....

- he makes that kinda money to hang out at $750 a night hotels and can get $1000 hookers? (I can be a pitchman. where do you go try-out?)

- she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go? Is that possible? He couldn't get away without punching her?

- why would she bite his tongue and not let go?

- it looks like she bit his bottom lip from the pics.

- i wonder how his upper lip and nose got fucked up?

- i'm sure she looks a lot better and doable when she's fixed up. the mug shots do her no justice.

just wondering :shrug:
 

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the left shot is hot, a mugshot is the least flattering pic possible and she still looks good. then in the right you see she's a smirking cunt.

scientists agree a woman can bite your tongue enough to make you punch her. i stand behind vince in his quest to slap his troubles away.
 

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the left shot is hot, a mugshot is the least flattering pic possible and she still looks good. then in the right you see she's a smirking cunt.

scientists agree a woman can bite your tongue enough to make you punch her. i stand behind vince in his quest to slap his troubles away.
i think she looks better in the right shot :mj07:
 

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but neither are good. she definitely looks much better when she's all fixed up.
 

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She bet him double or nothin on her fee that he couldn't say "Sham-Wow" while she had his tongue between her choppers. She won the bet so he got pissed and showed her his Slap Chop.
 

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slap-chop

slap-chop

your going to love my nuts:SIB


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you got to admit, vinnie's are among the few commercials on tv that don't want to make you take a bat to the set. whether it's the spiky hair, the uneven eyes, or the raspy voice, vinnie has the IT factor in spades. he knows he's full of shit. you know he's full of shit. he knows you know he's full of shit. yet somehow it works! we all know a sham-wow would be filthy after one wipe. we all know a slap-chop would only go 2/3 thru the veggie. but when vinnie sells it, we believe it. if he wants to slap around a few whores, i say that's the price we pay for great commercial art.
 
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