Sheese Artie Lange

[The Sponge]

Stern sidekick in suicide try[*] RSS[/list]Troubled comic Artie Lange landed in the hospital after stabbing himself nine times in an apparent suicide attempt, sources told The Post. Lange's frantic mom called 911 Saturday morning after she entered his Hoboken apartment and found the bloodied funnyman, a law-enforcement source said. Lange sustained six "hesitation wounds" and three deep plunges. A source close to Lange's management team confirmed that the Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself, adding that his mother had come to visit him that day to drop off food. Surgeons managed to save Lange despite heavy bleeding. "We all have our demons," Stern said on-air this week, referring to Lange's past battles with addiction. "Artie has given this show tremendous moments of great comedy. He's a tremendous contributor. He is a good man. Don't forget how great he is."
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[StevieD]

I always liked Arte Lange. I knew he was part of Sterns show but I have not heard Stern in years. Before his time. Let's see what kind of prescription drugs he had.

 

[Chadman]

Man, there must have been some serious drugs running through him to stab himself like that. I cannot imagine stabbing myself over and over again.

 

[hedgehog]

after seeing him on Joe Buck live in August, this does not surprise me at all :shrug:

 

[STEEL CITY SELECTIONS]

reminds of guy here from my town ...cut off his own head....i said how in the fuck can you do that???....well from what i heard from his neighbor was he rigged up the trigger on his chainsaw to run...and fell onto it ....is that fucking sick...yeah i dont know how you stab yourself 9-times...thats really nuts....lalways iked artie lang he is pretty fukin funny....liked his drugs and gambling...i guess a little to much..

 

[vinnie]

too many speedballs :sadwave:

 

[spartan]

Finally saw his movie beer league very funny.
I would hate to see a fellow yankee and giant fan and a dam funny dude kill himself :nono:

 

[Skipper]

Artie makes the Stern show so much better than when douchebag Jackie Martling was there. Don't get me wrong, Stern doesn't need either one, but Artie is a great guy who just has a lot of problems. I

I struggled with addiction for a few years and had a wife and two kids to help me, he is alone and when you make millions and have a lot of downtime, it is hard to beat the boredom.

And BTW, Joe Buck should send him flowers and gifts because Artie is the only reason Joe Buck still has his HBO show. Buck is one of those guys who wants it both ways - to be a great play by play guy, but also mix it up on HBO. Before going out, Buck told Artie to bring it and let him have it, and that is exactly what he did. WTF did Buck expect when you tell a comedian to bring it if it gets slow.

This is classic
http://deadspin.com/5292467/watch-artie-lange-crap-all-over-joe-bucks-first-show