She's beautiful but..
- Thread starter Clem D
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nastiest smell asparagus piss, good veg like the veg, terrible odor whilst taking a leak after enjoying the veg. :com:
that was seriously the funniest thing i have ever heard. try to make her feel bad about it (prefferably in public), then maybe she will stop. If not get rid of her
Dude I have been dating the same woman for a year and a half and was married for ten years before that and have never passed gas in fromt of either one of them nor have they ever in front of me and if she did she would be on the same highway the ex ole bag is walking down. That being said tell her you enjoy the smell of her crap so much you want her to start farting into a mason jar so you can take a whiff when she is gone.........she'll stop
fatdaddycool said:
lol, you have never farted in front of your wife/girlfriend??? C'mon!! I bet you're the only one here who will claim that.
fatdaddycool said:
FDC, that is almost scary!!! don't you know that it is something that shows a sign of comfortability/love? ..... it's something you never do until you're comfortable around a person, but past that point, ain't never known a guy that won't let 'er rip!! (remember an old Third Rock show based on that.....LOL)
I shit you not.................get it..................really never have...............find it to be very disrespectful.......but thats just me...........every one else I know lets em rip all the time. I dont fart in front of any woman actually, except the daughter that is but thats just to get a laugh. Anyway, I just don't do it, ........weird I guess.................to be honest if the girlfriend crapped in front of me I might think about dumping her..............get it..............................................you want to hear something else I go all the way to the other side of the house to unload and turn on the fan and run the water and play the radio just so she won't hear me
fatdaddycool said:
Are you serious? I do everything in my power to fart in my fiance's presence. In fact, if I can I'll fart ON her. Dutch oven? You betcha! Nothing says good morning honey than wofting a nice warm one that's been brewing under the covers for a minute or two. In the car on the way home? No problem, tuck it away for an even bigger one later on to wake her out of her sleep.
Man FDC you're missing out. moon1
saint said:
Man dude, I know I am but I really just can't bring myself to do it...............don't know why because me and the boys get a hell of a kick out of it when some one lets one go but just can't do it to the women man..........................I'm so ashamed
fatdaddycool said:
No man I understand I was w/ a girl and did the same thing. I think there's a certain kind of window, a 'farting window'.
Early on in the relationship, things are too new to let one go. But then it reaches a point where you've been together long enough were it might be okay to introduce the fart. If you miss that fart window though you are in for a life of secret flatulance.
