(should I Or Shouldnt I)

beantownjim

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BOYS I HAVE A REAL DECISION TO MAKE MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR WHO I HAVE HAD TROUBLE WITH IN THE PAST AND ALMOST FOUGHT 5 OR 6 TIMES HAS ASKED ME IF I WANT TO BUY INTO HIS BUSINESS.I MUST SAY I ADMIRE THIS LITTLE F-CK HE IS 35 YEARS OLD OWNS A NICE HOUSE HAS A GOOD LOOKING WIFE A SMALL DAUGHTER THIS F-CKING RUSSIAN IS LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM WHILE BEANTOWNJIM IS LIVING LIKE A REFUGEE.WELL ANYWAY MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR (YURI) HAS ASKED ME IS I WANT TO BUY INTO HIS ICE CREAM PARLOR OVER IN BRIGHTON MASS.PERSONALLY BOYS I THINK THE KID WORKS FOR THE KGB OR HIS FATHER IS POLITICALLY CONNECTED THE NUMBERS JUST DONT ADD UP.HE IS HOME EVERYDAY HE NEVER WORKS AND HIS ICE CREAM SHOP IS A STRANGE PLACE YOU WONT BELIEVE THIS FELLAS AND I SWEAR TO GOD ITS TRUE THE F-CKING IDIOT'S ICE CREAM SHOP IS ONLY OPEN IN THE WINTER AND FALL WHAT THE F-CK MY WIFE THINKS THE KID IS A MENTAL PATIENT WHY ELSE WOULD HE ASK ME TO JOIN HIS BUSINESS.HE WANTS ME TO COME UP WITH 30 GRAND MY WIFE IS DEAD SET AGAINST THIS AND :nono: AND THINKS I AM A NUT FOR EVEN LISTENING TO THIS CRAP.MY BIGGEST FEAR IS THAT THIS RUSSIAN F-CK WILL BOARD THE NEXT PLANE FOR MOSCOW WITH MY DOUGH.I LIKE THE IDEA OF BEING A BUSINESSMAN BUT WHAT THE HELL WILL WE CALL THE ICE CREAM PARLOR (YURI AND BEANTOWNJIM'S PLACE OR MAYBE RUSSIAN AMERICAN ICE CREAM) ANYBODY HAVE ANY IDEAS FOR A NAME FOR OUR NEW STORE FEEL FREE TO ADD THEM AND I WILL TELL YURI.BOYS THIS IS A BIG DECISION IN MY LIFE ITS NOT LIKE TRYING TO DECIDE WICH SPORTSBOOK TO USE I HAVE TO HAND OVER MONEY TO THE RUSSIAN MOB.YURI SAID HE WOULD ASK ME BECAUSE HE SEES I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME AND THAT IN THE ICE CREAM BUSINESS YOU HAVE TO WORK A LOT OF HOURS OH I GET IT BEANTOWNJIM BREAKS HIS ARSE WHILE THE RUSSIAN SITS AT HOME BANGING HIS WIFE I WILL HAVE TO GIVE IT SOME MORE THOUGHT:shrug: IMAGINE IF WORD GETS BACK TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON THAT BEANTOWNJIM WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH A RUSSIAN MAN THEY ARE HATED HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON I THINK JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WOULD BE MORE UNDERSTANDING IF I WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH A NIGERIAN BEFORE A RUSSIAN HE HATES THEM.I HAVE TO ADMITT RUSSIANS ARE VERY PUSHY PEOPLE NEXT TO JEWS THEY BOTHER ME THE MOST.BOYS YURI PUT THE OFFER ON THE TABLE NOW I HAVE TO DECIDE IF I WANT TO BREAK MY IRISH ROOTS AND JOIN FORCES WITH THE RUSSIANS AND RISK MY HOME BEING FIRE BOMBED:firing: ITS A TOUGH CALL.

FELLAS IF I DO DECIDE TO GO INTO BUSINESS WITH MY RUSSIAN NEIGHBOR YOU DO UNDERSTAND I WILL HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME SO FELLAS I WANT YOU TO CALL ME (BEANTOWN-BORRIS) I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON MY DECISION RIGHT NOW IT IS 70/30 AGAINST IT MY WIFE SAID SHE WILL DIVORCE ME IF I LISTEN TO THIS CHARACTER YURI
 

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if this story is true..funny

if this story is true..funny

in summary...don't do it...russian,,they'll stab you in the back everytime...their in it for themselves
 

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BTJ...you are one of a kind and i LOVE it!!!

My advise would be to stay the hell away from anything russian unless it is a female or vodka. Think of how many better investments you could make with 30K...

If you do decide to do this pls keep us posted and make sure you are open in the summer.

I would either name it "Communist Jim's Ice Cream Parlor"...Or "I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream"
 

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There could be something to being open in the winter. Most ice cream shops are closed so you would be like the only game in town. A lot like baseball. Baseball seems to do ok but they only play in the summer and they have to play the players a lot to work in the summer.Maybe that has something to do with the closing. He doesn't have to pay the scoopers a lot to work in the winter. It must be hard for an ice cream scooper to get work in the winter so I imagine he can get them cheap. I didn't know Russians knew so much about baseball.
 

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you don't need him start your own place, if the russian can do it, so can you, mr beantown

don't do it:mad:
 

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I SWEAR TO GOD ITS TRUE THE
F-CKING IDIOT'S ICE CREAM SHOP IS ONLY
OPEN IN THE WINTER AND FALL
 
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WORD GETS BACK TO THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB
HERE IN SOUTH BOSTON THAT BEANTOWNJIM WENT INTO BUSINESS WITH A RUSSIAN
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When beantown boris told Mrs Yuri the ice
cream parlor was only open in winter and fall.


She screamed we are open 24 hours you
stupid irish immigrant bastid
 

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btj

btj

he`s probably a member of the russian mafia......

and i`d hate to think of the great beantownjim with no feet .....you`d save money on shoes,but,then you`d have to change your screen name to "stumpy"......

we can`t have that.....

i vote "nyet"....
 
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