Sick, busted for having sex with a horse, while on probation

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....Sure this guy isnt a jockey?
because he sure keeps mounting that horse like itkurby
 
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A man walks into his favorite bar, only to see a horse by the piano. The man walks up to the bartender and asks, "What's with the horse?" The bartender tells the man that if he can make the horse laugh, he'll give the man one hundred dollars.
So, the man goes over to the horse, back to the bartender, and whispers in his ear. Low and behold, the horse lets out the loudest of laughs that the bartender has ever heard.
The man comes back to the bar, expecting his money. The bartender makes the man another deal. "I bet you double or nothing that you can't make the horse cry." the man accepts.
He walks over to the horse, back to the bartender, and whispers in his ear. The horse begins wailing like a woman in a Checkov play.
The man walks back over to the bar, and the bartender gives him the money he rightfully earned.
the man is about to leave when the bartender asks, "What did you do to the horse to make him laugh?"
"I told him my cock was bigger than his."
The bartender asks once more, "What did you do to the horse to make him cry?"
"I proved it."
 
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A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
 
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Ray, that might be more sick than the idiot from south carolina.........

sure your not related to a Kanuck fellow?
 
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BADTODABONE said:
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinals.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed.

Trying not to show that she was staring the teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race, but I appreciate your help."
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:142smilie
 
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Hey IE.....was this your buddy's girlfriend???

:shrug:

Wednesday, Jul. 29, 2009

Tipsy rider takes stolen horse for a spin

GREENVILLE, SC - A woman has been ticketed for riding a stolen horse down the main street in a small town in the northwestern part of the state..

The Greenville News reported Tuesday the 40-year-old Pickens woman was given a ticket for disorderly conduct after a pedestrian flagged down an officer in Six Mile and told them the woman was about to fall off the horse.

The sheriff?s report said an officer found a large tan horse tied to a bench outside a convenience store and the woman trying to use a phone inside.

The report said the woman?s speech was slurred, she had an aroma of alcohol and was unsteady on her feet. The woman, whose name was not released, said she was riding the horse to her boyfriend?s house.The horse?s owner said the animal was taken without consent, but he didn?t press charges.
 
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