An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm
for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a
volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been
there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. One of the women
shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
the alligator."
for several years. He had a large pond in the back,
fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a
volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for
swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down
to the pond and look it over, as he hadn't been
there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket
to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. One of the women
shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed
the alligator."
