Smurphy

[Happy Hippo]

But because of this, we have a tough admissions standards. All new recruits go thru Happy Hippo. You are definitely in, Cal.

So all recruits go through me, but Cal is definitely in? It is exactly these kinds of double standards, or rather no standards, that have ruined any sort of organizational process we are trying to create here. You may be the self-proclaimed "president" of the HK contest, but don't forget, there is still due process here.

Having said that, after looking over your resume and recommendation letters, Cal - you are in.

 

[ripken8]

I love you guys... :0corn

 

[Agent 0659]

I love you guys... :0corn

You're aware winning records and sane thought are frowned upon, yes?

 

[ripken8]

I have absolutely no problem with that because I have neither...

 

[dunclock]

the self-proclaimed "president" of the HK contest

:mj07:

:0corn

 

[Agent 0659]

Also, Mr. Mel pretty much runs the joint.....so treat him accordingly.

None of this flea bitten mutt BS we heard last year.

What was it they said?......If you can't beat Mel you really smell....:rimshot

 

[ImFeklhr]

there is still due process here.

Yes, body shots shall be forwaded to me, for the .. um... background check.

 

[Agent 0659]

I can't decide if I'm entering Mel, Bear, Augusta, all 3, or a tri-team.

:shrug:

 

[Agent 0659]

As you can see, all 3 are raring to go!

:0corn

 

[smurphy]

I have absolutely no problem with that because I have neither...

he talks the talk

 

[smurphy]

That's the look of a player very concerned that his starting job is in jeopardy.

 

[smurphy]

Please take a moment to look upon Mr. Mel's 2007 highlight reel....

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ76VHRraSo
(great work, fek!)

 

[ImFeklhr]

(great work, fek!)

Some men are born great ... others have youtube thrust upon them.

 

[smurphy]

... others have youtube thrust upon them.

That sounds so much worse than it is.kurby

 

[Agent 0659]

Some men are born great tube thrust

:scared kurby

 

[Kramer]

I CAN ASSURE YOU, THIS YEARS
VERSION OF THE H/K CONTEST WILL BLOW
THE HARVEY DENT/3 SECONDS PISSING MATCH
OFF THIS HERE GALAXY :00hour


OK, back to my beer drinkin

 

[BADTODABONE]

since Kramer has me on the front of a shrimp boat hailing to GOD that I win this contest legless, in a Cat 5 Hurricane (and I still have two legs)...where do I sign up? I am a charter member!:mj07:

 

[Kramer]

since Kramer has me on the front of a shrimp boat hailing to GOD that I win this contest legless, in a Cat 5 Hurricane (and I still have two legs)...where do I sign up? I am a charter member!:mj07:

Make a great movie wouldn't it :mj07:

 

[BADTODABONE]

Make a great movie wouldn't it :mj07:

only if you are the director and supply actors with cold beverages and bigger bucks than the H/K contest pays.

Unless we have all MJ members kick in the $$$...big bucks!!!


















:firing: :firing: KRAMER :bigun: :bigun:
You, sir ....are going down!!!:bigun:


:mj07: :142smilie

 

[Kramer]

Going down, :mj07: :142smilie


I AM DOWN :Yep: