So I go for this massage...

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Clem D

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A couple of the guys been yapping about this massage joint that just opened up. Supposedly thes Korean broads do alright by them. So Clem has been a little horned up lately from the Good Doctors Mojo Pics, and that cute brunette and that hotcake with short fuse in Justinsmom's thread. ( I keep thinking I know that blond from this titty bar i used to go to at lunch or maybe the spunk monkey from one of them bukkake flicks the old lady makes me watch.) I'm sure it's just a coincidence though. Anyway so I hear this place gives party favors out so I says what the fcuk.
Anyway, I walk in and the old lady who opens the door scares the hell out of me she is like 4'9 and 245 easy, she says "You wand massag- ee? I say 'From you hell no". I mean this bitch was bigger than the fat cow who ate my wife. She says," you a cop?" I'm retired so I says no.
So I give her fifty bucks and she leads me to a room and tells me to get undressed for shower...
To be continued I got to piss. This gets better, well not for me but it gets funny.
 
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Ok so I get out of my clothes and get into this robe and there is a knock at the door, In comes this little hot korean chick... Can't be more than 20 and know more than 95 pounds. She takes me by the hand and leads me to thie shower room. Well she is leading along with my pecker I should say. She gets me out of the robe and has me lay on this padded table and proceeds to throw hot water on my ass!! Jesus christ!! I scream I'm sure I have no more hair on my back, which is probably not that bad of a thing. Next thing I know she is soaping me all up and she even cleaned up my bum for me. Thourogh these bitches over there!! So She has me flip over and does the same with the front, not as hot on the water this time. She is teasing me about my "problem" as she points to by shwantz. So she dries me off and we go back to the massage room. This little bitch was walking on my back punching, slapping kicking me the whole nine yards.. Next thing I know she stops and goes over and dims the lights. She starts touching me softly and very seductively blowing in my ear and tells me to turn over. I roll over still with my "problem" and she asks if I Like Billy Joel or Frank Sinatra. Now I'm a Frank guy but I got no fcuking clue why she wants to know. So I say Sinatra and she says 2 hunid for frank. I'm like yea ok, no idea what shes talking about or anything. Next thing I know I hear a crash like a dorr being smashed and I hear these bitches creaming annd cursing in korean or whatever. I get one leg in my pants when they come bursting into our room one look at me and they start laughing there asses off.. I used to play softball with these nitwits when I was a detective in the next town over.. I'm scared shit thinking my heart is going to blow up.. Luckily they let me go but never again.
 
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