So, I goes and gets gas today....

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I've noticed a lot of cashiers are too lazy to enter the amount received so the register will calculate change. If you throw in an extra buck so you don't endup with 4 singles in change pull up a hammock.
 

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I've noticed a lot of cashiers are too lazy to enter the amount received so the register will calculate change. If you throw in an extra buck so you don't endup with 4 singles in change pull up a hammock.

:0074 or when you have a $24.05 bill and you give them $30.05 they look at you like they have no clue what to do. That nickel just scares the hell out of them.
 

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I've noticed a lot of cashiers are too lazy to enter the amount received so the register will calculate change. If you throw in an extra buck so you don't endup with 4 singles in change pull up a hammock.

lol

I went through a drive thru a few days ago, total was 6. 88, gave the guy 7.13, he said I gave him too much, gave me back the 13 cents, and then 12 cents in change with my meal
 

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Rumor has it the owner of the franchise hired this girl just to irritate customers with superior arithmetic aptitude.
 

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Dance like no one is watching

Maybe these people are watching him dance and it's distracting.
 

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My bill was 26.40 at the local diner/pub. I wanted $50 cash and $5 for tip so I write the check out for an easy $81.40. She comes back with like $45 and some change. This waitress is 30 years old and has been working in service for years. I'm like you got this all screwed up, I watched her go behind the bar and use a calculator. Wowza, I wonder how many bills she has fucked up on

What is this thing you call a "check"?

Fuck me, ever since moving back to SD, it is amazing how many fucking people still write checks here.

Seriously, at the grocery store instead of express lane they should have an old lady or bleedingpurple is going write a fucking check lane.

Fuck, me, fuck, I didnt get much sleep last night and kindof crabby, so this is what it feels like to be XYZ.
 

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so this is what it feels like to be XYZ.

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Mr. Poon

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Using the updated technology would save you from a ton of human interaction.

I'm only here to help.

:0008


True, but then he would complain about the additional questions they ask you at the pump and eventually make a thread about that.

"YES I WANT A RECEIPT, I DONT TRUST YOUR PITIFULLY RUN GAS STATION TO CHARGE MY CARD THE CORRECT AMOUNT AND BELIVE YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ANY FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE TO SCAM ME!"


"NO I DON'T WANT A FUCKING CAR WASH FROM AN OVERPRICED AUTOMATED WASH ATTACHED TO A SHITTY GAS STATION THAT EMPLOYS INCOMPETENT MINIMUM WAGE LOW LIFES WHO DON'T POSSESS BASIC MATH SKILLS!"
 

yyz

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yyz........this is what my X wife would say about your personality.

"He's got a small dick and he's no good in bed"

She was always good at breaking it down.



How many guys was she bangin'? I mean, most wives don't tell their husband about the guys they're fuckin', but hey......What do I know?

Other than the fact that she must have found some well hung Cocksmith who took her from you like she was 1st place cash from the Hilton.
 
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