So I jump ship in Hong Kong.......

[IntenseOperator]

had to hunt this one down to get it right

http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0080487/quotes

one of the top 5 from the movie

Judge Smails:
It's easy to grin
When your ship comes in
And you've got the stock market beat.

But the man worthwhile,
Is the man who can smile,
When his shorts are too tight in the seat.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

i don't think the heavy stuff will come down for a while

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

had to copy past this one so i wouldnt screw it up

What an incredible Cinderella story!

This unknown comes out of nowhere
to lead the pack.
He's on his final hole.
He's about yards away.
He's going to hit about a two iron, I think.
Well, he got out of that.
The crowd is standing on its feet.
The normally reserved crowd...
...is going wild!
For this young Cinderella
who has come out of nowhere...
...he's got about yards left.
He'll get a five iron...
...l would expect. Don't you think?
He's got a beautiful back swing.
That's...oh! He got out of that one!
He's got to be pleased with that.
The crowd is on its feet here.
He's a Cinderella boy.
Tears in his eyes, I guess,
as he lines up this last shot.
He's got about yards left, and...
...looks like he's got an eight iron.
This crowd has gone deadly silent.
Cinderella story. Out of nowhere.
A former greenskeeper now about
to become the Master's champion.

It's in the hole!

 

[smurphy]

The world needs ditch diggers too!

 

[Taximike]

edited because links weren't working

 

[SixFive]

ok, I give up. :wtf: is this thread about?

Just plugged in a few. Guess it's lines from Caddyshack? I guess it's been over 20 years since I've seen that movie.

 

[wareagle]

ok, I give up. :wtf: is this thread about?

Just plugged in a few. Guess it's lines from Caddyshack? I guess it's been over 20 years since I've seen that movie.

just quotes from one of the best comedies of all time :mj14:

 

[smurphy]

'...I christen thee The Flying WASP'

 

[Franky Wright]

SPALDING!!!, your'e GONNA play golf today, and your gonna LIKE IT!

Awww granpaaa, what about my asthma? :mj07:

I'll give ya azzzmaaa.......
:142lmao:

 

[Franky Wright]

Danny, I have had to send kids younger than you to the electric chair! :scared ...........
Didn't want to do it, but I felt I OWED it to them :mj14:

 

[Franky Wright]

MY Favorite movie of all time :clap:

 

[IntenseOperator]

just quotes from one of the best comedies of all time :mj14:

is that what we were doing :mj20:

 

[smurphy]

Tony D'Annunzio: Another Rob Roy, Bishop?

Bishop: You never ask a navy man if he'll have another drink, because it's nobody's goddamned business how much he's had already.

Judge Smails: Wrong, you're drinking too much your Excellency.

Bishop: Excellency, fiddlesticks, my name's Fred and I'm a man, same as you.

Judge Smails: You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes.

Bishop: There is no God...