So I rented Transformers 2.....

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So rented Transformers 2 last night...

The phrase "Worst Movie of All Time" gets tossed around these days.. And I dont like to use the term lightly.. But Transformers is phuking TERRIBLE.

Oh my god what a pile of shit for a movie this is.

While its not the worst movie ever it did manage to crack my top 20...

-Cry Baby (Worst of all time)

-Cool World

-Best of the Best 2

-Bloodsport

-Roadhouse

-Karate Kid III

-The Next Karate Kid

-Teen Wolf Two

-Spider-Man 3

-Howard The Duck

-Catwoman

-the first Hulk movie

-Coyote Ugly

-Spice World

-Transformers 2

-Burn After Reading

-Pineapple Express

-Romeo and Juliet (the one with DiCaprio)

-Kazaam

-Showgirls

With exception to Cry Baby the worst movie of all time...These are not in any particular order.. and Transformers is not the worst, but i can honestly say I would rather be shot in the face with projectile diarrhea than sit through it again.

Anyone have their own list?


Cheers:mj06:
 
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I think a lot of the movies on your list are not aimed at our age group...... My high school aged son just bought that Transformer movie.

:0corn Even though I don't care for it, he and some of his friends like it.....
 

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Worst list ever :nono:

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so the guy says right boot

and it shows a razor in his boot toe.

so the guy is going to kick like a girl during the fight :shrug: :142smilie
 

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Don't over-think the movie, Scottie. Just relax and enjoy it.
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yeh thats one of my life problems , i overthink alot.

if at any point a movie feels fake or wrong to me, I walk on it.:shrug:
 

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Worst list ever :nono:

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Thank you for illustrating my point... This movie is great because its so stupid. I laugh everytime i see it..
 

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I just don't get the Transformers movies. No desire to see robots in movies these days, thanks for confirming my suspicions Gibber.

I liked the CGI. :shrug: The scorpion scene in the desert was pretty cool but I love soldier war fare movies...


You have to admit that Iron Man was pretty much a cool movie.

I personally think it was the best of the Marvel series...

Transformers, being that I was the age group they were made for is more nostalgic...

I remember the terrible gobots as well... now those were pathetic...
 

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Sorry to say I liked the first Hulk. Damn shame two of your movies have Sam Elliot in them. :nono:
 

gardenweasel

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pineapple express was a great flick!!!

:grins: i thought it had it`s moments.....

Angie Anderson:Fuck you, Dale. I lost my virginity when I was fourteen, okay? How many women have you even slept with?
Dale Denton: Like two and a half.
Angie Anderson: Two and a half? What is a half, your hand? That doesn't count!




Just sit back and get ready to enjoy some of the rarest weed known to mankind.
[he lights a joint and inhales]
Dale Denton: It's really that rare?
Saul: [exhales] It's, like, the rarest.
[he examines the joint]
Saul: It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
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and this classic:

Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.
 

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-Cry Baby (Worst of all time) Pretty bad, but not the worst.....

-Cool World - Agree

-Best of the Best 2 - Sort of agree

-Bloodsport - Highly disagree

-Roadhouse - Most highly disagree

-Karate Kid III - Sort of agree

-The Next Karate Kid - Yep, Agree

-Teen Wolf Two, Highly agree

-Spider-Man 3 - Fuck yes, this shit is awful

-Howard The Duck - Worse than Cry Baby

-Catwoman - Never saw it on purpose

-the first Hulk movie - Agree

-Coyote Ugly - Agree

-Spice World - agree

-Transformers 2 - Never saw it on purpose

-Burn After Reading - Sort of agree

-Pineapple Express - DO NOT AGREE

-Romeo and Juliet (the one with DiCaprio) - DO NOT AGREE

-Kazaam - Agree highly

-Showgirls - Put this on mute and its not too bad.
 

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What the fuck is wrong with you people? In the Bedroom is one of the most awful movies I've ever seen. . . and no one has it on their list?? I feel like I don't even know you people anymore.

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