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There were two old men sitting on a park bench. A blonde
woman walks by.
One old man says to the other one, "Ever sleep with a
blonde?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A brunette then walks by. The old man says to the other,
"Ever sleep with a brunette?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A redhead walks by, and the old man says to the other,
"Ever sleep with a redhead?"
The other old man says, "Not a damned wink."
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Two Irish mothers were talking about their sons. The
first said, "My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard,
doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman
in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself.
Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three
years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first Irish mother said. "You must be so proud."
"I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled
next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
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"Project Managers"
If you get in my way, I'll kill you!
- ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you'll kill me!
- somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, I'll kill you!
- somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, I'll kill you!
- A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
If get kill in will way I you.
-dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can!
-messianic project manager
Get away, I'll kill us all!
-suicidal project manager
If you kill me, I'll get in your way.
-thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you I'll get in your way.
-project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
-project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way,
so no one will get killed.
-project manager who is about to get in big trouble
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
-weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, you'll get your way.
-pragmatic project manager
Kill me, it's the only way.
-every project manager to date.
If we get in each others' way, who will get killed?
- An utterly confused manager
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There were two old men sitting on a park bench. A blonde
woman walks by.
One old man says to the other one, "Ever sleep with a
blonde?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A brunette then walks by. The old man says to the other,
"Ever sleep with a brunette?"
The other old man says, "Many a time. Many a time."
A redhead walks by, and the old man says to the other,
"Ever sleep with a redhead?"
The other old man says, "Not a damned wink."
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Two Irish mothers were talking about their sons. The
first said, "My Patrick is such a saint. He works hard,
doesn't smoke, and he hasn't so much as looked at a woman
in over two years."
The other woman said, "Well, my Francis is a saint himself.
Not only hasn't he not looked at a woman in over three
years, but he hasn't touched a drop of liquor in all that time."
"My word," the first Irish mother said. "You must be so proud."
"I am," the second mother replied. "And when he's paroled
next month, I'm going to throw him a big party."
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"Project Managers"
If you get in my way, I'll kill you!
- ideal project manager
If you get in my way, you'll kill me!
- somewhat less than ideal project manager
If I get in my way, I'll kill you!
- somewhat misguided project manager
If I get in your way, I'll kill you!
- A tough m. f. project manager (eats glass, live cats, etc.)
If get kill in will way I you.
-dyslexic, functionally illiterate project manager
I am the way! Kill me if you can!
-messianic project manager
Get away, I'll kill us all!
-suicidal project manager
If you kill me, I'll get in your way.
-thoughtful but ineffective project manager
If I kill you I'll get in your way.
-project manager who has trouble dealing with the obvious
If a you getta ina my way, I gonna breaka you arm.
-project manager from New York
I am quite confident that there is nothing in the way,
so no one will get killed.
-project manager who is about to get in big trouble
If you kill me, so what? If you get in my way, who cares?
-weak, uninspired, lackluster project manager
If I kill me, you'll get your way.
-pragmatic project manager
Kill me, it's the only way.
-every project manager to date.
If we get in each others' way, who will get killed?
- An utterly confused manager
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