Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

[vinnie]

A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'Teddy Kennedy' - didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'- got away with one.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.

A Bin Laden ? In the water and never to be found again.

 

[dunclock]

A Mickey Mantle ... dead yank :facepalm:

 

[hedgehog]

I hit a lot of rush limbaughs :0003

 

[kcwolf]

Vinnie, I have an instructional book coming out titled:

How to Line Up your Fourth Putt

 

[Full court press]

The Ronald Goldman : A nasty slice

 

[jr11]

The Nole.....gripping the shaft too tight

 

[Nole]

The Nole.....gripping the shaft too tight

:facepalm:









A good one but....



















:facepalm:

 

[bc4242]

Oral Roberts: A great healer

 

[vinnie]

My boss phoned me today. He said, "Is everything OK at the office?"



I said, "It?s all under control. It's been a very busy day. I haven't stopped to take a break all day."



"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.



I said "Of course .... What is it?"




"Pick up the pace a little. I'm in the group behind you."

 

[hedgehog]

:0002 Its worth a re-post in here :mj07:

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