These 4 gentlemen were sitting in a local bar during happy hour and the subject of dogs came. Each one of the bastards felt that they had the smartest dog.
The Engineer said his dog could do mathematical calculations. His dog was named "T Square." He told T Square to go get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no problem.
The Accountant said that he felt that his dog "Slide Rule" could do better. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into three equal piles, which he did with no problem.
The Chemist said that the other 2 dogs were good but that his dog could do better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10 ounce glass, which he did with no problem.
All 3 agreed that their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to the Lawyer and asked, "What can your dog do?"
The lawyer called his dog, "Coffee Break" and he came running. Show these fellows what you can do. Coffee Break went over and ate all of the cookies, drank all of the milk, shit on the paper that T Square left in the floor, screwed the other 3 dogs and claimed that he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmans Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
The Engineer said his dog could do mathematical calculations. His dog was named "T Square." He told T Square to go get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle, which the dog did with no problem.
The Accountant said that he felt that his dog "Slide Rule" could do better. He told him to fetch a dozen cookies and divide them into three equal piles, which he did with no problem.
The Chemist said that the other 2 dogs were good but that his dog could do better. His dog "Measure" was told to get a quart of milk and pour 7 ounces into a 10 ounce glass, which he did with no problem.
All 3 agreed that their dogs were equally smart. They all turned to the Lawyer and asked, "What can your dog do?"
The lawyer called his dog, "Coffee Break" and he came running. Show these fellows what you can do. Coffee Break went over and ate all of the cookies, drank all of the milk, shit on the paper that T Square left in the floor, screwed the other 3 dogs and claimed that he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance for unsafe working conditions, applied for Workmans Compensation and left for home on sick leave.
