some things are scarier than terror....

gardenweasel

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Man Obsessed With Doorknobs Faces Prison
From Associated Press
February 16, 2006 10:48 PM EST
PORT WASHINGTON, Wis. - A man who claims he is obsessed with doorknobs faces three years in prison for a burglary spree in which dozens of them were taken from construction sites, along with tools and other materials.

A criminal complaint said Thor Jeffrey Steven Laufer told police he took a variety of items from the construction sites in the Milwaukee suburb of Mequon to disguise his obsession, "so that it would look like a typical burglary rather than someone just stealing doorknobs."

Laufer, 43, of Racine, was sentenced this week by Ozaukee County Circuit Judge Joseph McCormack to the three-year prison term, plus five years of extended supervision, and ordered to pay restitution. He had pleaded no contest to felony counts of burglary.

The thefts occurred in December 2004. Laufer also faces charges in Milwaukee County for similar incidents in suburban Franklin.
 

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More of this stuff, man. This is funny and you don't seem psychotic. ...Of course this isn't political or religious, but beggers can't be choosers.
 

gardenweasel

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.nothing funny here.....this is actually cruel and unusual punishment,bro........

..."possibly 3 years behind bars"....(which have no doorknobs,btw)....

fiends!!!....
 
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Saul,

Don't discourage him from posting light, humorous stuff once in a while. We can use the break from the NYT rants.

Well done, GW, and I for one don't care that it isn't political or religious. I salute you for posting anything that doesn't have 'MSM' in it.

Thank you and good day.
 

gardenweasel

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between the 3 of us,i`d say i`m the one with the sense of humor.....albeit a bit skewed...

you guys have been a tad humorless of late....imo...

and if you don`t lighten up,i`m sending BOTH YOU BITCHES TO MECCA WITHOUT YOUR HEAD SCARVES!!!!!!!!

oops sorry.... :grins:

getting you guys to laugh a bit isn`t a destination.....

it`s a very long journey.....
 

gardenweasel

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this is pretty funny...

"The Grand Ayatollah Baldwin"...

""In response to the recent controversy over the vile and insensitive cartoons of the prophet Muhammad, the grand Ayatollah Baldwin issued a warning. In a statement released to the press on Saturday Baldwin said “As retribution to the United States government for"" creating the blasphemous cartoons and forcing the Danish government to run them in private newspapers in Denmark ""I vow to continue making movies with little or no appeal.” The Ayatollah Baldwin apparently implemented his vow retroactively for the last five years and obviously includes the made for TV movies he has starred in. ""

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2543/634/320/Grand-Ayatollah-Baldwin.jpg
 

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it is funny to hear you say "lighten up" to anyone or advise others to take vallium. obviously none of can see our expressions as we write, but man sometimes you appear to be on the brink of an anuerism.

from now on, i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you are jovial with all crazy crusading posts. we'll save sense of humor critiques for a face to face meeting.

actually - having met kosar - i'll agree with you that he's quite void in that dept. :iagree:
 

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that is a damn good one. condi is smokin in that dorothy costume. that scowl of hers only turns me on even more. can you picture what a tiger she'd be in bed? i can and am and must go have some alone time now....
 

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Hey, that first story clearly is a "Laufer" matter...

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2

(ctownguy, please have someone wearing red explain my joke to you...)
 

ctownguy

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Chadman said:
Hey, that first story clearly is a "Laufer" matter...

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2

(ctownguy, please have someone wearing red explain my joke to you...)

Typical elitist superiority complex, laughable and delusional :142smilie :142smilie
 
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