I cross ocean,
> poor and broke,
> Take bus,>
> and see employment folk.
Nice man treat me
good in there,
Say I need to
see welfare.
> Welfare say,
> "You come no more,
> We send cash
> right to your door."
>
> Welfare checks,
they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep
you healthy!
> By and by,
I got plenty money,
Thanks to you,
American dummy.
> Write to friends
in motherland,
Tell them 'come
fast as you can.'
> They come in turbans
and Ford trucks,
I buy big house
with welfare bucks.
> They come here,
we live together,
More welfare checks,
it gets better!
> > Fourteen families,
they moving in,
But neighbor's patience
wearing thin.
Finally, white guy
moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,
> "Find more aliens
for house to rent."
And in the yard
I put a tent.
> Send for family
they just trash,But they, too,
draw the welfare cash!
> Everything
very good,
And soon we
own the neighborhood. !
> We have hobby
it's called breeding,
Welfare pay
for baby feeding.
> Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?
We get free!
We got no bills!
> American crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
running here.
> We thinkAmerica
darn good place!
Too darn good for
the white man race.
If they no like us,
they can scram,
Got lots of room in
Pakistan.
