Someone knocked up Anna Nicole

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Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed that she's pregnant, in a video clip posted on her Web site.

"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing," the 38-year-old former reality TV star and Playboy playmate says.

Smith, who is floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool as a small white dog barks in the background, did not provide any details.

Her lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, could not be reached by The Associated Press on Thursday for comment.

Early last month, there were reports that Smith was expecting a baby. Stern issued a written statement saying, "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet.

"If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."

Smith has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from her first marriage.

She married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, she has feuded with Marshall's son, Pierce Marshall, over her entitlement to the tycoon's estate.

Smith won a judgment from the Supreme Court last month that allows her to continue to seek part of Marshall's fortune.
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FTR, I swear I tried my darndest but the ole swimmers just weren't cooperating...
 
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Tenzing said:
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Anna Nicole Smith has confirmed that she's pregnant, in a video clip posted on her Web site.

"Let me stop all the rumors. Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good and I'll be checking in and out periodically on the Web and I'll let you see me as I'm growing," the 38-year-old former reality TV star and Playboy playmate says.

Smith, who is floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool as a small white dog barks in the background, did not provide any details.

Her lawyer and spokesman, Howard K. Stern, could not be reached by The Associated Press on Thursday for comment.

Early last month, there were reports that Smith was expecting a baby. Stern issued a written statement saying, "If Anna Nicole is pregnant, she obviously doesn't want anybody to know yet.

"If she's not pregnant, she's not denying the rumor because she thinks it's funny how much of a stir it's causing. She'll leave it up to you to guess which one it is."

Smith has a 20-year-old son, Daniel, from her first marriage.

She married Texas oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II in 1994, when she was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year. Since then, she has feuded with Marshall's son, Pierce Marshall, over her entitlement to the tycoon's estate.

Smith won a judgment from the Supreme Court last month that allows her to continue to seek part of Marshall's fortune.
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FTR, I swear I tried my darndest but the ole swimmers just weren't cooperating...
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Maybe that old dude's sperm were so ancient it took them 12 years to get up her fallopians :scared
 
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OH MAN YOU TALK ABOUT W.T. WHISKEY, TANGO OR WHITE TRASH IF YOU PREFER.WITH HER GENES I DONT THINK HARVARD IS TO WORRIED THAT HER SON OR DAUGHTER WILL BE ATTENDING THERE SCHOOL AND GIVING IT A BAD NAME.

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THAT THE FATHER IS SOME BIG ******** THAT JUST HAPPENED TO HAVE AN 8 BALL THAT NIGHT :shrug:
 
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HEY JACK WHAT GIVES HERE SINCE WHEN IS N-GERIAN A BAD WORD I GUESS MADJACKS DOESNT ALLOW FREEDOM OF SPEECH ANYMORE :nono:
 
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Hey Tenzing!

Hey Tenzing!

Anna might just be your gal, esp in her plumper days!


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BTY, looks like I will be going up north to visit Chris and then lame Hoover, prolly to LV from there and not thru your neck of woods---but not sure (as usual), will keep you informed..
 
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...well, at least she's had some practice changing diapers. :scared :com: :scared



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Maybe that old dude's sperm were so ancient it took them 12 years to get up her fallopians :scared
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:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
 
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Agree AR 182........the boys on here are full of crap if NONE of them would want to hang out with her 1-on-1 for a night. :spotting: :dizzy: Think of the entertainment, especially mentally, visually and socially you could have......take out the physical sex, blah, blah, blah.........hell, I bet 3/4ths of the wives/girlfriends would trade their husbands/boyfriends for a night of crazy conversation with Anna Nicole. :shrug:
 
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Xanax,Narco,slobbering,Drooling,Psychco dirt bag is what she is,It would have to be from behind!She creeps me out. :com:
 
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Terryray said:
Anna might just be your gal, esp in her plumper days!


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BTY, looks like I will be going up north to visit Chris and then lame Hoover, prolly to LV from there and not thru your neck of woods---but not sure (as usual), will keep you informed..
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I'll be honest I'd hit it. Would have to be a great titty fawking ending in the traditional pearl necklace.
 
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That pic is doing her way to much justice. You guys look at that beastie in some real light and her current physique with that big hole red neck gaping mouth going, you'd want to club her with a bat, drain her blood, and make venison burgers. With that massive ass I doubt anyone here is hung well enough to even tickle her lips from behind let alone make solid contact. Imagine the g-force of the back shot if she gets into it and thrusts in reverse while roaring as your hitting it. Riding that like a mouse trying to control a locomotive.

After about 12+ beers or so I wouldn't mind seeing what all the fuss is about. :142smilie
 
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If someones got the recent picture/vid of her drunk ass on stage during that awards show recently, everyone could see her for what she is.
 
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Back in the day . . . . . .
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Today . . . . . . .
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I do not believe that I could bring myself to hit that. On the other hand, I probably agree with IO. That was some funny shit. :142smilie
 
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The Judge said:
Back in the day . . . . . .


Today . . . . . . .
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You have to admit, her mouth is in the right position. Just needs a sign saying, "Insert here".

:spotting: :s6: :spotting:



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