Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911.
> >
> > The 911-operator told Bubba that she would
> >
> > send someone out right away. "Where do you
> >
> > live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied,
> >
> > "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The
> >
> > operator asked, "Can you spell that for
> >
> > me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How
> >
> > 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you
> >
> > pick her up there?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a
> >
> > pickup truck on I-40 and says to the
> >
> > driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says,
> >
> > "'Bout what?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Where was the toothbrush invented?
> >
> > Kentucky. If it were invented anywhere
> >
> > else, it would have been called a
> >
> > teeth brush.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > An Alabamian came home and found his house
> >
> > on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned
> >
> > the fire department and shouted, "Hurry
> >
> > over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK,"
> >
> > replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
> >
> > "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those
> >
> > big red trucks?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> >
> > Why do folks in South Carolina go to R-rated
> >
> > movies in groups of 18 or more? Because
> >
> > they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Know why they raised the minimum drinking
> >
> > age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep
> >
> > alcohol out of the high schools.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > What do they call reruns of "Hee-Haw" in
> >
> > Mississippi? Documentaries.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee
> >
> > State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year
> >
> > for a million years.
> >
> > *******
> >
> > A new law was recently passed in North
> >
> > Carolina so that when a couple gets
> >
> > divorced, they're still brother and sister.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in
> >
> > Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in
> >
> > common? No matter what, somebody's fixin'
> >
> > to lose a trailer.
> >
> > *****
> >
> > How do you know when you're staying in a
> >
> > Kentucky hotel?
> >
> > When you call the front desk and say "I've
> >
> > got a leak in my sink," and the person at
> >
> > the front desk says, "Go ahead."
> >
> > The 911-operator told Bubba that she would
> >
> > send someone out right away. "Where do you
> >
> > live?" asked the operator. Bubba replied,
> >
> > "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The
> >
> > operator asked, "Can you spell that for
> >
> > me?" After a long pause, Bubba said, "How
> >
> > 'bout I drag her over to Oak Street and you
> >
> > pick her up there?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> > An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a
> >
> > pickup truck on I-40 and says to the
> >
> > driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says,
> >
> > "'Bout what?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Where was the toothbrush invented?
> >
> > Kentucky. If it were invented anywhere
> >
> > else, it would have been called a
> >
> > teeth brush.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > An Alabamian came home and found his house
> >
> > on fire. He rushed next door, telephoned
> >
> > the fire department and shouted, "Hurry
> >
> > over here-muh house is on fahr!" "OK,"
> >
> > replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
> >
> > "Shucks, don't you fellers still have those
> >
> > big red trucks?"
> >
> > ******
> >
> >
> > Why do folks in South Carolina go to R-rated
> >
> > movies in groups of 18 or more? Because
> >
> > they heard 17 and under aren't admitted.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Know why they raised the minimum drinking
> >
> > age in Tennessee to 32? They wanted to keep
> >
> > alcohol out of the high schools.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > What do they call reruns of "Hee-Haw" in
> >
> > Mississippi? Documentaries.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Tennessee
> >
> > State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year
> >
> > for a million years.
> >
> > *******
> >
> > A new law was recently passed in North
> >
> > Carolina so that when a couple gets
> >
> > divorced, they're still brother and sister.
> >
> > ******
> >
> > What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in
> >
> > Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in
> >
> > common? No matter what, somebody's fixin'
> >
> > to lose a trailer.
> >
> > *****
> >
> > How do you know when you're staying in a
> >
> > Kentucky hotel?
> >
> > When you call the front desk and say "I've
> >
> > got a leak in my sink," and the person at
> >
> > the front desk says, "Go ahead."
