I met an older woman at a bar last night.
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd
ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullshitted a bit, then she asked if I'd
ever had the 'sportsman's double', a mother and daughter threesome?
I said no.
We drank a bit more, then she said that tonight was my lucky night.
We went back to her place.
She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:
"Mom you still awake?"
