Its been almost 10 years since I posted the in-augural rules for the Brent Musberger drinking game.
Guess whos working tonights tilt? Ive taken the time to make adjustments for the game this evening and these rules will have everyone shitcanned by halftime. Make sure you have a watch with a second clock and theres plenty of beer. Typically one bottle of spirits will serve for 3-4 participants. Plan accordingly.
I present to you, Lou Fanoukie's Brent Musburger Drinking Game. Not for those under 21
WARNING!, Play at your own risk.
*Partner is spelled "pardner", because that's the way Brent says it.
Rule #1: "The pardner". A person is picked to be the pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "pardner", the pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new pardner, and so on and so on. The pardner must wear a special "pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks". However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man", they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man". That person then becomes "That Man". If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace", The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man".
Rule #5: Rule Herbie. Whenever Brent says "Herbie", the pardner gets to choose someone to be Kirk Herbstreit. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Herbie" until the game is over. "Herbie" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Herbie".
If someone talks to "Herbie" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Kirk, that person is automatically "Herbie". "
Rule #6: "Heather Cox" Anytime Brent goes to the sideline you must drink for each piece of jewelry Heather is wearing. Earrings, necklace, watch, rings, it all adds up. Also if there is an audio problem, EVERYONE must drink until its fixed or they cut away.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the fuck up Brent", drink 2, and punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a non-Big 10 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 12 seconds, since there's 12 schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #10: Everytime Brent says the word "Heisman" everyone drinks and the pardner must strike the Heisman pose. Afterwards, everyone has to point pistol fingers at him and make a empty gun click sound. If Musberger makes a Peyton Manning/Andrew Luck comparision, the entire room must drink during the duration of it.
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Guess whos working tonights tilt? Ive taken the time to make adjustments for the game this evening and these rules will have everyone shitcanned by halftime. Make sure you have a watch with a second clock and theres plenty of beer. Typically one bottle of spirits will serve for 3-4 participants. Plan accordingly.
I present to you, Lou Fanoukie's Brent Musburger Drinking Game. Not for those under 21
WARNING!, Play at your own risk.
*Partner is spelled "pardner", because that's the way Brent says it.
Rule #1: "The pardner". A person is picked to be the pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "pardner", the pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new pardner, and so on and so on. The pardner must wear a special "pardner" hat.
Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks". However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.
Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man", they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man". That person then becomes "That Man". If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace", The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man".
Rule #5: Rule Herbie. Whenever Brent says "Herbie", the pardner gets to choose someone to be Kirk Herbstreit. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Herbie" until the game is over. "Herbie" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Herbie".
If someone talks to "Herbie" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Kirk, that person is automatically "Herbie". "
Rule #6: "Heather Cox" Anytime Brent goes to the sideline you must drink for each piece of jewelry Heather is wearing. Earrings, necklace, watch, rings, it all adds up. Also if there is an audio problem, EVERYONE must drink until its fixed or they cut away.
Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the fuck up Brent", drink 2, and punch the pardner in the arm.
Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a non-Big 10 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 12 seconds, since there's 12 schools in the Big 10.
Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.
Rule #10: Everytime Brent says the word "Heisman" everyone drinks and the pardner must strike the Heisman pose. Afterwards, everyone has to point pistol fingers at him and make a empty gun click sound. If Musberger makes a Peyton Manning/Andrew Luck comparision, the entire room must drink during the duration of it.
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