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[SixFive]

Although Private Petey had seen all the ads for Enzite,....

 

[hellah10]

his ding ding still cant hit a girls wall...this girl of course is...

 

[SixFive]

just short of 3 bills with an odor of...

 

[GM]

...a lonely goat. But that never stopped him from...

 

[Chanman]

trying to entice her to his lair where...

 

[Captain Crunch]

......he and his crew took turns cleaning her with their tongues while.....

 

[Davoso]

...all of a sudden the phone rang and it was...

 

[freelancc]

beantownjim.:tongue

 

[SixFive]

who said, "BOYS, I GRIN WHEN I WIN, AND I KNOW YOU CLOWNS NEED A WINNER. AT AQUEDUCT, IN THE FOURTH, BET BOSTON'S FAIRY JIM..."

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

to kick the hell out of the local russians. Now boys, you guys must...

 

[Helen]

pay attention..but the wrecking crew were too busy with their...

 

[TBONEZ0295]

blow up dolls, and they didn't realize .......

 

[phin8181]

that their air pump was broken, so they went down to.......

 

[THE KOD]

PP Headquarters where they found .......

 

[Helen]

plenty of astroglide, which they used for...

 

[SixFive]

that darned squeaking storm door on the trailer which led them to see...

 

[Senor Capper]

.....a room wall to wall with one and three quarter inch powder blue shag carpeting covered in lima beans and......

 

[Chanman]

in the center a Voodoo Shrine adorned w/pictures of the Mad Jack Softball Team posing as...

 

[Helen]

Hitler and the Nazi's with BeantownJim in....

 

[THE KOD]

his birthday suit, with a tube of astroglide.

beantownjim looking embaressed .......