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Hedgie

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You shd go down to the French West Indies all nude beaches...no lap dances though...just make sure ya go inta the ocean before ya lay down ta tan dats how u tell an American down there...he's the one with the pointy breakfast link. First few times down there i carried an air mattress ..ev got used ta the beauties??
 

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Action all up and down the strip from those fellas with the business cards and a box with flyers every 10 feet. They will not touch your pee pee in any strip club. Now .!!!!!! If u go to some of the clubs and look and act like u are loaded...........wear a custom tailored suit, a Rolex , smell and look clean u might get some of the girls to date outside the club but u don't sound like the type that cd pull that off Hedgie...u sound like u agonize over every quarter u stuff down a girls G String. On your budget ur best shot is with something infllatable.
 

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Action all up and down the strip from those fellas with the business cards and a box with flyers every 10 feet. They will not touch your pee pee in any strip club. Now .!!!!!! If u go to some of the clubs and look and act like u are loaded...........wear a custom tailored suit, a Rolex , smell and look clean u might get some of the girls to date outside the club but u don't sound like the type that cd pull that off Hedgie...u sound like u agonize over every quarter u stuff down a girls G String. On your budget ur best shot is with something infllatable.

Anyone who wears a Rolex and custom tailored suits, shouldn't have to go to Las Vegas to get laid.
 

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Not true Zoomie....have been around some of Hollywoods well know names that come to Vegas and blow 4 $5000 for a night for some of the girls..out of my league and certainly Hedgies . Cd tell stories fer hours..
 

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Action all up and down the strip from those fellas with the business cards and a box with flyers every 10 feet. They will not touch your pee pee in any strip club. Now .!!!!!! If u go to some of the clubs and look and act like u are loaded...........wear a custom tailored suit, a Rolex , smell and look clean u might get some of the girls to date outside the club but u don't sound like the type that cd pull that off Hedgie...u sound like u agonize over every quarter u stuff down a girls G String. On your budget ur best shot is with something infllatable.

I was joking
 

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Hedgie,

Your trip is coming up soon. What do you have planned? Where you staying? I know you must have something cooking.
 

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Hedgie,

Your trip is coming up soon. What do you have planned? Where you staying? I know you must have something cooking.

MGM Grand, guys only trip, meeting a buddy of mine I have known since we were 5 years old in Vegas he is coming from Dallas me from Houston, lots of beer drinking, chasing pussy, watching and betting football Sat and Sunday, poker tourneys, blackjack, craps a little slot machines too and more beer, going to pawn stars too and downtown one night, probably not much sleep either....can't wait
 

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MGM Grand, guys only trip, meeting a buddy of mine I have known since we were 5 years old in Vegas he is coming from Dallas me from Houston, lots of beer drinking, chasing pussy, watching and betting football Sat and Sunday, poker tourneys, blackjack, craps a little slot machines too and more beer, going to pawn stars too and downtown one night, probably not much sleep either....can't wait

That sounds freaking perfect.

:0074
 

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That sounds freaking perfect.

:0074

I forgot one thing, most likely we will be hitting the strip club one night too :0074 there are tons of single women in Vegas, who knows. my buddy is married so I dont think he will do anything behind his wife back, at least I hope not...I have no ties to anyone so I am free to do whatever I want :00hour

never been to Vegas as a free man without either parents, wife or girlfriend...should be a blast
 
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