Stupid Things Bill Walton Says

[Hashish]

My word, how does this stupid ogre have a job?

Stupid things I've already heard him say tonight:

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Saying a college player in 2012 grew up watching Bird and Mchale :mj07:

Talking about the top teams in America and not mentioning Kansas :nono:

 

[Hashish]

The women's game they need to lower the basket.

 

[Hashish]

Score is 45-47 and Missouri calls a TO for the last shot of the 1st half

Bill: We're on pace for a 100-98 finish

 

[Hashish]

Mizzou ties it on the last possession of the first half.

Bill: Let's have overtime! Oh, you have overtime at the end of the second half.

 

[shawn555]

 

[Hashish]

Saying the substitute too much in college basketball

Saying they only play 1 game a week

 

[Hashish]

A Missouri player has a horrible pass for a turnover,

Bill: He's an artist. Just trying to take the dark out of the nighttime.Trying to paint the day black.

 

[Hashish]

A Missouri player has a horrible pass for a turnover,

Bill: He's an artist. Just trying to take the dark out of the nighttime.Trying to paint the day black.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: Still laughing at this one. How many hits of acid has this guy done. Roughly 10,000 or so is my guess.

 

[Hashish]

"Maybe the worst shot ever taken." talking about a slightly contested jumper that went in.

 

[Hashish]

He has put on a better than perfect exhibition.

 

[Jaxx]

He has put on a better than perfect exhibition.

Ha Ha Bill is great.

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[Hashish]

He's walking like a giant on the land, not floating like a leaf in the stream.

 

[TouchdownJesus]

I'm old enough to remember when Hashish made posts that made sense (in my best Walton voice)

I absolutely LOVE Bill Walton. Sorry Hashish

 

[Hashish]

I'm old enough to remember when Hashish made posts that made sense (in my best Walton voice)

I absolutely LOVE Bill Walton. Sorry Hashish

I understand that there are some of you out there that love him.. People seem to love him or hate him. There is no middle ground. I just don't enjoy having a polarizing figure shoved down my throat during a game. Keep that kind of personality in the studio. He even knows people don't like him. He was joking about it during the telecast.

 

[TouchdownJesus]

Believe me I do understand there are people who don't like him. Honestly, sometimes its better that way though. People that like him really like him and people that don't....so be it. Better than a lot of mediocre announcers out there who are just really boring/annoying.

You kind of just have to "get" his humor and style and enjoy it, otherwise you'll probably not like him at all.

I love to hear him talk about Larry Bird

 

[WildBillPicks7]

Not bad for a guy who's been around a long long long time and overcame a speech impairment to where he is today. I'd rather listen to him than Sir Charles Barkley anyday!!

Len Elmore another dinosaur!!

Old people like Bill & Len get lil love!!

Where is Chick Hearn when ya need him!

Good stuff Hash!!