definitely not the start to the season i was looking for.
leaving for vegas on wednesday. hopefully i'll be able to figure out how to post from my phone.
nyj/atlanta over (46) 2 units. yeah, i got a bad line on thursday. two teams that spent 6 days saying "we're seriously in fucking london?" instead of focusing on this game.
washington (ML) 2 units to win 2.2. as bad as washington's defense has been, facing jameis winston may be just what they need.
gb/cincy over (51) 2 units. first team to 30 wins!
den/pitt under (39.5) 4 units
pitt TT under 19.5 1 unit. 3 straight games, the steelers have scored 17 or fewer. their offense is terrible. i like denver's defense to bounce back.
philly (ML) 2 units to win 3.1
under (44.5) 1 unit. well, i got a good # on the ML and a bad # on the total. carolina was exposed by dallas last week. can't believe i'm trusting jalen hurts. well, actually, i'm not. this bet is 100% against carolina.
ne/houston under (39.5) 1 unit. ok, this falls squarely in the category of "is this way too damn easy?" hard to imagine houston breaking double digits in this one.
clev (ML) 1 unit to win 1.1. myles garrett should burn storm norton (is that a right tackle or a porn star?) for about 12 sacks. that's gotta be a record.
nyg (ML) 2 units to win 5.3. i'm an idiot. last week, i even told a friend of mine, a giants fan, that they were going to beat new orleans. he scoffed. but did i bet them? no, because i'm an idiot. well, i think they can win again this week. will they? of course not. i bet them.
mother fucker, it's dawning on me that i'm going to watch a lot of jets/falcons. that is some bullshit.
leaving for vegas on wednesday. hopefully i'll be able to figure out how to post from my phone.
nyj/atlanta over (46) 2 units. yeah, i got a bad line on thursday. two teams that spent 6 days saying "we're seriously in fucking london?" instead of focusing on this game.
washington (ML) 2 units to win 2.2. as bad as washington's defense has been, facing jameis winston may be just what they need.
gb/cincy over (51) 2 units. first team to 30 wins!
den/pitt under (39.5) 4 units
pitt TT under 19.5 1 unit. 3 straight games, the steelers have scored 17 or fewer. their offense is terrible. i like denver's defense to bounce back.
philly (ML) 2 units to win 3.1
under (44.5) 1 unit. well, i got a good # on the ML and a bad # on the total. carolina was exposed by dallas last week. can't believe i'm trusting jalen hurts. well, actually, i'm not. this bet is 100% against carolina.
ne/houston under (39.5) 1 unit. ok, this falls squarely in the category of "is this way too damn easy?" hard to imagine houston breaking double digits in this one.
clev (ML) 1 unit to win 1.1. myles garrett should burn storm norton (is that a right tackle or a porn star?) for about 12 sacks. that's gotta be a record.
nyg (ML) 2 units to win 5.3. i'm an idiot. last week, i even told a friend of mine, a giants fan, that they were going to beat new orleans. he scoffed. but did i bet them? no, because i'm an idiot. well, i think they can win again this week. will they? of course not. i bet them.
mother fucker, it's dawning on me that i'm going to watch a lot of jets/falcons. that is some bullshit.
