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(Miami has won last 5 against Titans and Mcnair has never beat the Dolphins) Yes they looked like shit the last 2 weeks. Backs are against the wall and Dave's job is on the line this week. I think Dave and Norv called Jimmy on his boat and asked for some advise. It goes like this : Ring Ring.....Jimmy its Dave and Norv on a Con Call how are you ? Jimmy : Hey Guys I got a pole in my hand and my hair is blowing in the wind it's a beautiful day in the flats caught 3 fish already...Dave : Nice to hear ! Norv chimes in : Jimmy listen we got huge problems Jimmy : NO SHIT ! Norv : Well what should we do because the way I see it Dave is about to get his ass fired and I sure as hell dont want to be the head coach of the Dolphins ! Jimmy: Listen you two clowns YES DAVE thats means you too...Get your heads out of your ass and put the damn CHICAGO BEARS playbook away already...Hey Dave ok now we have been friends for how many years now 20? I told you 4 years ago to wipe your ass with that playbook. Open up the game go down field ! Run RICKY Run RICKY ! Let Griese have a few vodka and tonics before kickoff and he will throw 4 td's for you. Norv: Jimmy your fukin genuis ! Dave you asshole I thought I was using the Dolphins playbook not the BEARS ! Jimmy : LAUGH...Dave : Uhhhh well I guess I was loser in Chicago and have one of the most talented teams here in Miami and I still suck. Jimmy: Dave dont embarass me anymore. I gotta go boys my pole is floppin around like the DAMN DOLPHINS ! Dave : I'm gonna get fired.


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