How about this?
My stupid in-laws are here. They are good ol' southern baptists.
I'm sitting here with my wife and her parents. Biting my tongue the whole time.
On the last play (what i thought was the last play) I yelled at 150 Decibels WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMB FUCKS
then i realized the audience
:facepalm:
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