A man from Texas buys a round of drinks for everyone in the bar as he announces his wife has just produced a typical Texas baby boy, weighing twenty pounds. Congratulations shower all around, and many exclamations of ?wow? are heard. Two weeks later, the proud Texas man is returning to the bar for a drink. The bartender says, ?Hey, you?re the proud father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth, aren?t you?? The Texas man nods in approval. The bartender asks, ?How much does the baby weight now?? The proud father answers, ?Fifteen pounds.? The bartender is puzzled and asks, ?Why? What happened? He already weighed twenty pounds at birth.? The Texas father takes a slow sip from his beer and wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve. He then leans over to the bartender and proudly announces, ?Had him circumcised!
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