Texas vs Alabama Line
- Thread starter kegray1
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Chances of Kevin Gray scalping a ticket from the same dude you told off in '06: 30-1.
Chances you tell the only scalper with tickets that you will get your ticket down at the stadium for half price - 90%
Chances of my wife dealing with you dead beats: 20-1.
Chances of me punching Mathew McCouneHey - 2-1.
Chances of us running into Kid from Kid N Play 50/50.
Chances of this influx of Texans leading to my divorce/kidney transplant - very likely.
Chances you tell the only scalper with tickets that you will get your ticket down at the stadium for half price - 90%
Chances of my wife dealing with you dead beats: 20-1.
Chances of me punching Mathew McCouneHey - 2-1.
Chances of us running into Kid from Kid N Play 50/50.
Chances of this influx of Texans leading to my divorce/kidney transplant - very likely.
Tell Kid that I am coming and to have his Hightop fro ready to go out and knock back a few on Wednesday.
This time I will not listen to Andy when it comes to buying scalped tix. He is the one that told off the youngster not me. I SAID LETS DO IT.
As for your wife, she will probably never come downstairs other than to question about 2 guys being cold outside while smoking a J like last time.
The good news is those two guys are not coming so maybe your wife can deal with two more normal guys who will only be drunk like you.
Make sure your fridge is as empty as ever like last time and lets hope the annoying Jack Russell doesn't keep me up all night again.
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