"That Madjack guy ruins lives....."

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So listen to this.....I wake up this morning to Sam's alarm going off. Normally she wakes up to it, but this morning she was snoozing hard. I nudged her and told her to shut that thing off. Apparently, she was in the middle of a pretty intense dream. Anyways, now she tells me the whole story. Here's what she said.

"In my dream I was at a picnic or an event at a park. A friend of a friend of mine who I had never met kept giving me dirty looks from across the way.....giving me the stink eye. I was just ignoring it. I then started sorting through a pile of clothes when this chick comes up to me as I pick up a pair of jeans and she says "Hey....gimme those!" So I was like...no, whatever. And she was like, "well how about that diamond on your finger then." So I was like, get the fuck outta here. The she says..."Well, that Madjack guy ruins lives!" I said, you better shut the fuck up or I'm gonna slit your fucking throat......"

Cue the alarm and me waking her up. So Jack....apparently you can take solice in the fact that my wife will go to bat for ya!
 
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ppabart said:
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So listen to this.....I wake up this morning to Sam's alarm going off. Normally she wakes up to it, but this morning she was snoozing hard. I nudged her and told her to shut that thing off. Apparently, she was in the middle of a pretty intense dream. Anyways, now she tells me the whole story. Here's what she said.

"In my dream I was at a picnic or an event at a park. A friend of a friend of mine who I had never met kept giving me dirty looks from across the way.....giving me the stink eye. I was just ignoring it. I then started sorting through a pile of clothes when this chick comes up to me as I pick up a pair of jeans and she says "Hey....gimme those!" So I was like...no, whatever. And she was like, "well how about that diamond on your finger then." So I was like, get the fuck outta here. The she says..."Well, that Madjack guy ruins lives!" I said, you better shut the fuck up or I'm gonna slit your fucking throat......"

Cue the alarm and me waking her up. So Jack....apparently you can take solice in the fact that my wife will go to bat for ya!
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bart...i would keep sharp objects away from the nightstand....:00013
 
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Did you really think of that............Fuck thats impressive.
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I'll admit that I had help from my niece. Tried to reach out to my nephew as he has better material, but he was off playing with his european computer buddies.
 
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Mr. Poon said:
I'll admit that I had help from my niece. Tried to reach out to my nephew as he has better material, but he was off playing with his european computer buddies.
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OMG this is so hilarious. LOL. :mj07: :142smilie
I spit my soda all over my screen. I can't stop laughing this is the funniest thing ever in MJ's history. Please keep posting your comedic skills. They are fucking amazing.
 
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umf1 said:
OMG this is so hilarious. LOL. :mj07: :142smilie
I spit my soda all over my screen. I can't stop laughing this is the funniest thing ever in MJ's history. Please keep posting your comedic skills. They are fucking amazing.
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Well it is funny. Relax.You are going to have humor at your expense for a while, just deal, it will end soon.
Just ribbin ya a bit
 
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