****WHOOPS, this is an urban legend type thing. Sorry.****
I remember trying to get on when that show first started, and the questions were nearly impossible. How did this moron make it?? :scared
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends
and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her
appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on
the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing
"the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the
show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play,
whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question
was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she
realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the
answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best
to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of
these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the
50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an
elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question,
Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I
think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans
asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the
first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which
of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15
seconds
hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to
argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that
can't be it." To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to
take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I
think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favour
of answer C, 'The Moon' (which also meant ANOTHER 2% of the audience
thought is was an elephant). Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then
made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the
too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with
your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm
going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated
breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact,
C, 'The Moon.'
I remember trying to get on when that show first started, and the questions were nearly impossible. How did this moron make it?? :scared
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends
and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her
appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on
the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing
"the absolute worst use of lifelines ever." After being introduced to the
show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play,
whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question
was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she
realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the
answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best
to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of
these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the
50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an
elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question,
Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I
think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans
asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the
first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which
of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15
seconds
hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to
argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that
can't be it." To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to
take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I
think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favour
of answer C, 'The Moon' (which also meant ANOTHER 2% of the audience
thought is was an elephant). Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then
made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the
too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with
your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm
going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated
breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact,
C, 'The Moon.'
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