I assume that agent voted for Obama, and I voted for Obama, but I can assure you that he and I are nothing 'alike.'
I'm not so sure.......
your both real big into golf
you both have pictures all over the forum in compromising positions (laying on grass or with animals)
you both wonder how long it's been since djv had a quality bowel movement
you both wonder why educated lawyer types aren't capable of appearing in
wrinkle free faggoty polo shirts when at a forum golf function
you both give Jack shit (not I)
you both trained to be florists
you both (according to him) have the same taste in women
I think you both handle pet products
you both wish you had better haircuts
you both would eat tofu and wood bark if a female you were interested in gave it up in return
you both think there is something odd about Smurph but can't put your finger on it
you both wish you were tall
you both email back and forth with Jack like little chatty bitches
you both are tired of the "my dog died today" and "look, my baby shit on my face, isn't that cool" stories
you both wonder if Rubicon, Teemo, Bucsnot ducks, and TontoPolack all took naked showers in high school together on a daily basis
you both are jealous of how seemingly easy Eddy is able to manuever in life even though he also suffers from little man's disease
you both hate Kelly from Dallas and wish she was dead (Agent just cuz she's not Hippo and this forum only has room for one female, Kosar cuz she gets moist over tall fukin jocks)
you both like wearing the faggoty polo shirts that Eddy does but are decent enough to have them wrinkle free when in public or on the net