The French Open
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I only saw the very end, so I don't know WTF happened. But up 2 sets, he didn't even sniff a break point the rest of the way.The Prizmic loss cost me as well....
And now I want so badly to bet on Fonseca against asshole scumbag douche on Friday. But it's hard to trust Fonseca right now, especially the way he's starting matches.
Day Six
Start with a chalky parlay...
Tirante/Jodar/De Minaur 4 to win 4.6
Those 3 plus Ruud 1 to win 1.9
Alright, let's have a little fun. Another parlay...
Tirante/Jodar -1.5 sets/De Minaur -1.5 sets 2 to win 4.2
Jodar in straight sets 2 to win 2.4. Ok, Jodar burned me the other day when he somehow dropped a set to Kevin Duckworth*. But, in my biggest understatement of the day, clay is not Michelsen's favorite surface. (kinda like kickserv!) I'm hoping Jodar stays focused and doesn't let off the gas pedal.
*Sorry, JAMES Duckworth. Apparently Kevin Duckworth died in 2008 at the age of 44. RIP, big man.
De Minaur in straight sets 2 to win 2.7. De Minaur is 5-0 lifetime against Mensik, and the last 4 were in straight sets. Well, Mensik quit one after 5 games. All of those were on hard courts, but I don't know that clay favors either of these guys. I guess my biggest concern is that De Minaur is busy tonight, giving Katie Boulter consolation sex.
Asshole scumbag douchebag First Set -1.5 games 1.2 to win 1
Fonseca 1 to win 1.7. Yup, I'm betting against Fonseca for the first set, and then to win the match. He hasn't gotten off to a great start in either of his matches. But he's playing an old man, on another hot afternoon. He'll have those crazy Brazilian fans rooting him on. And, shit, I want him to win.
Oh, DK, never change. I can parlay those two (asshole in the first set, Fonseca to win the match) at +525. Or they have those 2 combined as its own bet, paying +550.
Start with a chalky parlay...
Tirante/Jodar/De Minaur 4 to win 4.6
Those 3 plus Ruud 1 to win 1.9
Alright, let's have a little fun. Another parlay...
Tirante/Jodar -1.5 sets/De Minaur -1.5 sets 2 to win 4.2
Jodar in straight sets 2 to win 2.4. Ok, Jodar burned me the other day when he somehow dropped a set to Kevin Duckworth*. But, in my biggest understatement of the day, clay is not Michelsen's favorite surface. (kinda like kickserv!) I'm hoping Jodar stays focused and doesn't let off the gas pedal.
*Sorry, JAMES Duckworth. Apparently Kevin Duckworth died in 2008 at the age of 44. RIP, big man.
De Minaur in straight sets 2 to win 2.7. De Minaur is 5-0 lifetime against Mensik, and the last 4 were in straight sets. Well, Mensik quit one after 5 games. All of those were on hard courts, but I don't know that clay favors either of these guys. I guess my biggest concern is that De Minaur is busy tonight, giving Katie Boulter consolation sex.
Asshole scumbag douchebag First Set -1.5 games 1.2 to win 1
Fonseca 1 to win 1.7. Yup, I'm betting against Fonseca for the first set, and then to win the match. He hasn't gotten off to a great start in either of his matches. But he's playing an old man, on another hot afternoon. He'll have those crazy Brazilian fans rooting him on. And, shit, I want him to win.
Oh, DK, never change. I can parlay those two (asshole in the first set, Fonseca to win the match) at +525. Or they have those 2 combined as its own bet, paying +550.
1. During Grand Slams Katie Boulter and Alex de Minaur only partake in "heavy petting", so Alex de Minaur should be ok.
2. If you look closely you can see the name Asshole Scumbag Douchebag written on Novak Djokovic tennis bag, good to see he finally owns his real name.
Apparently the petting was too heavy.
I didn't see any of the match, but that result is... surprising.
