Well, I referenced it another thread, and the forum seems to be lacking its normal overabundance of hilarious escapades... so I figured I would take a few moments and share this life changing event.
Time: Sophomore at USNA circa 1997.
Participants: Myself, and two roommates, and 1 other friend.
Location: Sunny Annapolis, MD.
I had ust finished up my first year at USNA and was on summer break hanging out in the area. While at a bar one night I met a nice older man, about 55 years old, hanging out by himself. I was in uniform, and he started up a conversation with me and fed me drink after drink, after saying how much he enjoyed the military. After speaking with him forever, he informed me that he had sailed up here from Florida on his boat. Being a navy kinda guy at the time, I was interested in checking out his boat. He had said there was a lot of work that needed to be done on it and he normally hired a few military guys each summer to do the work on his boat and he paid them 100 a day for it. Being a money grubbing whore I quickly accepted the offer.
So the next day I helped him clean up his boat and do odd jobs. This was a NICE boat! 60 feet long, a regulat ****ing mansion onboard! Nothing but the finest liquors, sleeping arrangements, everything was immaculate!
So we had a good time and drank some beers and what not. He told me he charters the boat out to couples at the price of $5,000 a week on board. I was highly impressed.
Well.. 4 months later he is back in town and offers to take me and some friends out for the weekend on the boat....
I grab my boys and we head out. After stopping at the liquor store and he slapped his credit card down... two employees had to use hand carts (dollys) to follow us to the boat with all the liquor we had bought.
So we head out and practice our navy ship driving skills and have a good time saturday afternoon.
Completely loaded by the early afternoon we decide to drop anchor and take the lil rhib boat in to a town aand hit a bar he knows of.
So we go in and its all guys in there drinking and having a good time. Something should have set us off right then and there... but we was loaded and were not paying attention.
One clown sits down with us and is talkign and having a good time and puts his hand on my knee! We quickly decided it was time to leave.
So we hopped back in the lil rhib boat, headed back to the cruiser..... when we get somewhat close me and a friend decide we should go swimming before getting onboard.... man overboard port side!!!
we splash around in the water for awhile and then in order to prevent drowning, shuck off our clothes and hang out in our boxers. Climb up the side of the boat and jump from as high up as we can just having a good time. Tony, the captain of the boat, is grabbing his camera snapping pics of us horsing around and goofing off. We figure "hey, its a nice keepsake, its dark out, he cant see our package"
so we finally settle in and proceed to drink more.
2 guys pass out down below, myself and a friend are in the lounge with tony having one last glass of scotch....
and he says...
"I will pay $250 to the first one of you that can jerk himself off"
I shit you not, I will remember those words to the day I die.
So here we are, in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay with no where to hide and a ****ing queer holding our life in his hands.
Also, unfortunately, I was much too drunk to even get it up at this point so I could not even cash in on the bet.
We kinda laughed it off and so did he after we had said no way. One more drink and we headed to our own rooms and I curled up ina fetal position as tight as I could.
The next morning I am in the shower trying to clean the puke up off of myself and here comes tony....
"about last night... I will give you $500 if you let me suck your dick"
HOLYSH!T!!!!!
Being clear headed now I was smart enough to say take me home... 6 hours later after standing nervously with my back to the wall we finally got ashore and ran for our lives.
After trading stories about this with the other 3, it turned out that he had offered all of them the same deal while they were in the shower!!!!
And here I thought I was special!
Time: Sophomore at USNA circa 1997.
Participants: Myself, and two roommates, and 1 other friend.
Location: Sunny Annapolis, MD.
I had ust finished up my first year at USNA and was on summer break hanging out in the area. While at a bar one night I met a nice older man, about 55 years old, hanging out by himself. I was in uniform, and he started up a conversation with me and fed me drink after drink, after saying how much he enjoyed the military. After speaking with him forever, he informed me that he had sailed up here from Florida on his boat. Being a navy kinda guy at the time, I was interested in checking out his boat. He had said there was a lot of work that needed to be done on it and he normally hired a few military guys each summer to do the work on his boat and he paid them 100 a day for it. Being a money grubbing whore I quickly accepted the offer.
So the next day I helped him clean up his boat and do odd jobs. This was a NICE boat! 60 feet long, a regulat ****ing mansion onboard! Nothing but the finest liquors, sleeping arrangements, everything was immaculate!
So we had a good time and drank some beers and what not. He told me he charters the boat out to couples at the price of $5,000 a week on board. I was highly impressed.
Well.. 4 months later he is back in town and offers to take me and some friends out for the weekend on the boat....
I grab my boys and we head out. After stopping at the liquor store and he slapped his credit card down... two employees had to use hand carts (dollys) to follow us to the boat with all the liquor we had bought.
So we head out and practice our navy ship driving skills and have a good time saturday afternoon.
Completely loaded by the early afternoon we decide to drop anchor and take the lil rhib boat in to a town aand hit a bar he knows of.
So we go in and its all guys in there drinking and having a good time. Something should have set us off right then and there... but we was loaded and were not paying attention.
One clown sits down with us and is talkign and having a good time and puts his hand on my knee! We quickly decided it was time to leave.
So we hopped back in the lil rhib boat, headed back to the cruiser..... when we get somewhat close me and a friend decide we should go swimming before getting onboard.... man overboard port side!!!
we splash around in the water for awhile and then in order to prevent drowning, shuck off our clothes and hang out in our boxers. Climb up the side of the boat and jump from as high up as we can just having a good time. Tony, the captain of the boat, is grabbing his camera snapping pics of us horsing around and goofing off. We figure "hey, its a nice keepsake, its dark out, he cant see our package"
so we finally settle in and proceed to drink more.
2 guys pass out down below, myself and a friend are in the lounge with tony having one last glass of scotch....
and he says...
"I will pay $250 to the first one of you that can jerk himself off"
I shit you not, I will remember those words to the day I die.
So here we are, in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay with no where to hide and a ****ing queer holding our life in his hands.
Also, unfortunately, I was much too drunk to even get it up at this point so I could not even cash in on the bet.
We kinda laughed it off and so did he after we had said no way. One more drink and we headed to our own rooms and I curled up ina fetal position as tight as I could.
The next morning I am in the shower trying to clean the puke up off of myself and here comes tony....
"about last night... I will give you $500 if you let me suck your dick"
HOLYSH!T!!!!!
Being clear headed now I was smart enough to say take me home... 6 hours later after standing nervously with my back to the wall we finally got ashore and ran for our lives.
After trading stories about this with the other 3, it turned out that he had offered all of them the same deal while they were in the shower!!!!
And here I thought I was special!
