the hormone warning

[AR182]

>
>The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
>when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in
>his own hands!
>
>This is a handy guide that should be as common as a
>driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
>significant other!
>
>DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
>SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
>SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>
>DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
>SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
>SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>
>DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
>SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
>SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>
>DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
>SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
>SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
>ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
>
>
>DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
>SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
>SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
>ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.
>
>
>Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who
>might need a good Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember:
>Money talks....
>
>But Chocolate sings.

 

[Bluemound Freak]

I needed that little laugh! I have a Hormonal Proving Ground experiment at my girls house right now! I tell you, women that get that messed up and get all depressed each time the damn friend comes to town scares the shit out of me! My girl gets all bent out of shape and gives me the I don't want to talk shit! Then She says I don't know I just need some time or the famous I need space right now! What the hell makes a woman need space and time when she is hormonal as a mad cow? I get sick and tired of it............If you are going to be mad at me for something that I have not even done yet then I am more damn proned to do it just for spite! GEEEEEZZZZUS!