The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now
on, no politically incorrect team names will be permitted. While the
owners of the teams rush to change uniforms and such, the National
Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules
for the 2004 season:
The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall
People on opening day.
Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the
St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering
Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the
showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the
New Orleans Pretty Good People.
The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of
Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visi t the Phoenix Male
Finches.
The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes
against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.
The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to
Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week
9.
And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large
Mountain Mammals.
Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New
England Zealous Lovers of Country.
on, no politically incorrect team names will be permitted. While the
owners of the teams rush to change uniforms and such, the National
Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules
for the 2004 season:
The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall
People on opening day.
Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the
St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering
Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.
In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the
showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the
New Orleans Pretty Good People.
The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of
Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visi t the Phoenix Male
Finches.
The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes
against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden.
The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to
Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week
9.
And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large
Mountain Mammals.
Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New
England Zealous Lovers of Country.
