the nun and the muslim

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A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord. The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing that, you stupid Catholic bitch." She laughed and said, "When I cry out rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel headed camel-fucker."
 

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are you trying to get a password put on general discussion too?
 

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This version is far more reasonable imo......

A nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord. The Muslim chuckled and said, "You'll get fined $250 for that." She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years.
 

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This version is far more reasonable imo......

A nun was sitting on a train opposite a Muslim, who was eating fresh shrimp. Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it. Eventually, she had enough, and pulled the Emergency Cord. The Muslim chuckled and said, "You'll get fined $250 for that." She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years.

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