Freakin' previous landlord who preferred submitting funds to foreign 7th day whatevas as opposed to doing repairs on may-a-meteor-soon-hit her house.
This commender of the afterlife was the most dshonest person I ever met in my life, and my 13 x10 to the power of 8 seconds on earth (plus or minus whatevas) had had me run into a few pants on fire mofos.
Bitch recently claimed to a friend of mine ('oh, please come fix my iron-on shit so I can go out and sell some more un-consigned nike t-shirts to the foul people who accept me as quasi-human') that when I moved out I took some kinda Bell box for the tv shiite.
She has my number. A year after the fact she's still trying to slander me as she done so before on several ocassions (including to the police, which is why we no longer associate and why...nevermind...).
I haven't had tv since I've moved and I don't miss it in the slightest. Not to mention that if I scored the same I would totally do Rogers as opposed to the shit that Bell offers. Cunt ended up owing more than a grand to Rogers before they not only cut her off but came by to make the house 'cold'--i.e. my Rogers internet was toasted also, even though I had a separate account and was totally up to date. Yeah...she tuned into Bell for some new tv service under her son's name (Michael Jackson, believe it or not, in case Bell is watching).
I left the shit there and have a witness and some photos to prove it. Doesn't matter.
If there was a hell (and there isn't...I'm in at +666) then people who lie so frivolously should be rewarded with first-class tickets.
I assume that this was a thread for ranting.
Barring that, let me contribute some tuneronami.
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