The Ptgard visit

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yyz said:
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Hey guys, ptgard here,

I thought I'd let everyone know how my trip to see Agent went. It started kinda weak, when Agent showed up an hour late to get me at the airport. He claimed he was only about a "half hour late", but I joked it was little over an hour, and he snipped back that my plane must have been a half hour early then! I just laughed it off, as I wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt of being a little better in person, than he is on the board.

We drove right to meet the head coach for dinner, and it was nice. Well, except for the fact that the coach really liked a lot of my ideas, but Agent would constantly butt in and say things like, "That's stupid", and "Yeah....like that would work". Coach actually had to tell him to shut up twice!

I met the kids the next day at practice, and they were adorable! I have to admit though......the way Agent talked, I expected MUCH more on the field. After a while, I even said, "C'mon, guys! Coach told me you were top of the line!!!" All of the sudden, six or seven of them get all drop-jawed, and now "their shoulder hurts", and they need to sit out the rest of practice! Whoa!

We take a little break, and Agent hands me a towel. I wipe my face, and it start burning ALL OVER! I recognize the old Icy-Hot trick, but I'm already all-in! I scream out about three "Fuck meeeee!" while hopping around, before I remember there are kids around. (I was so mad at myself for that!) Agent claims one of the kids must have done it, but they seem pretty young. :shrug:

Anyway, durring the break, a few of them start asking my spin on 9/11. I thought this was odd, so I asked them a few questions myself, to see where this was coming from, and let it go at that. I mean, you know I love that stuff, but I'm not going to use the kids like that.

After the break, the coach thought I should work with the teams "star" player. I didn't want any more hard feelings with Agent, so I asked Agent if he could just go ahead and make an excuse for me. I was taking my sore eyes to the sidelines for the rest of the day.

Happy Hippo was nice, though. She treated me like a king! She made me food like I've never had! Agent was always gone, but she would empty the fridge on me! Whenever Agent came home, I think he was pissed, because HH and I would be playing with Augusta and Mr Mel, and just having a good time. The only problem I had with Mr Mel was, he kept humping my leg, and one time, I kinda sent him sprawling pretty good when I shook him off!

It was finally time to go, and I told Agent on the way to the airport that he needed to do some soul searching.

I really hope he doesn't take it the wrong way.

Take care guys!

ptgrd
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I guess there are two sides to every story


that was a good one :142smilie
 
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I think it is wrong for someone's name to be "slandered" on the net, even if it is a "joke", so if Agent is never going to set the record straight, then I will.

Pt1gard is one of the most decent, humble, greatest people that I have met in my life. He is a spectacular coach, and I know that the parents gave him a standing ovation after observing one of his practices. The basketball kids loved him, and he certainly inspired them to play hard. The coaching staff was ecstatic to have him teach them and their kids.

He cooked us a great Thai dinner, and read countless books to Augusta and played her songs and on and on and on. He truly has a heart of gold and a lot of people could really learn from his reverence for life and his philosophy on how to treat people and the earth.

Whether or not you believe in his "conspiracy theories", which I admit I do not, it doesn't mean that you can't "agree to disagree", and still recognize the human decency in people. Gregg is truly a great man, who has dedicated himself to the youth of our country at no gain to himself, and I am honored to have met him and hope to have interactions with him in the future.
 
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Agent 0659 said:
Huh?!:scared
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Maybe it's not so much that I don't believe them, but what's the point? How is knowing that we did not go to the moon or that GW masterminded 911 going to enhance my life? I already know our government sucks and lies to us ALL the time, so why do I need to know anything else? There are enough other problems in the world without dwelling on things you have no power to change.
 
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Good God,

The last thing we need on this website is the Agent and the Hippo mucking it up:kiss: :kiss:

Maybe they can give us more tips on topics such as:

1. Eating healthy meals

2. Peace on earth

3. Recycling

4. Golf

5. Poker playing

6. Respect for women

I know there's more to add to the list, but I'm at lunch. Back to work.

kneifl
 
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kneifl said:
Maybe they can give us more tips on topics such as:

1. Eating healthy meals

2. Peace on earth

3. Recycling

4. Golf

5. Poker playing

6. Respect for women
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I would help you out, but considering all of these subjects are probably too hard for you to comprehend, what's the point? It's kind of like the conspiracy theories...a waste of time.
 
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How did I miss this thread?? Wow, I'm really confused now??

:00x33

pretty sure agent is bsing here and seems hh is confirming.
 
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ppabart said:
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
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butt_kissing_photo_ew0l.jpg


I saw this picture and immediately thought of you and this forum.

:142smilie :142smilie :142smilie

kneifl
 
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A very late entry into the Thread of the Year contest.
 
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Happy Hippo said:
I think it is wrong for someone's name to be "slandered" on the net, even if it is a "joke", so if Agent is never going to set the record straight, then I will.

Pt1gard is one of the most decent, humble, greatest people that I have met in my life. He is a spectacular coach, and I know that the parents gave him a standing ovation after observing one of his practices. The basketball kids loved him, and he certainly inspired them to play hard. The coaching staff was ecstatic to have him teach them and their kids.

He cooked us a great Thai dinner, and read countless books to Augusta and played her songs and on and on and on. He truly has a heart of gold and a lot of people could really learn from his reverence for life and his philosophy on how to treat people and the earth.

Whether or not you believe in his "conspiracy theories", which I admit I do not, it doesn't mean that you can't "agree to disagree", and still recognize the human decency in people. Gregg is truly a great man, who has dedicated himself to the youth of our country at no gain to himself, and I am honored to have met him and hope to have interactions with him in the future.
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Ah now that is the Pt i know and love. Is it possible Chad also picked up Hedgehog and got the two of them mixed up?
 
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