The Ptgard visit

[yyz]

A very late entry into the Thread of the Year contest.

Not even thread of the day.........ANY day.

 

[gardenweasel]

Since KOD keeps asking I thought I would share the infamous ones trip to Colorado.

Unfortunately, he turned out to be a complete fuckhead. It started as soon as I picked him up at the airport....his plane was early and I was late, meaning he had to wait about 30 minutes, he was not pleased.

We drove straight to Boulder and met the head coach of our program for dinner. That turned into one argument after another as PT didn't like how we did things. He helped with practice but chastised the kids mostly and dropped F bombs repeatedly, along with quizzing them about 9-11

He basically refused to work with our star player saying he was too white and wouldn't make it.

He kept razzing the asst. coach if he thought we really went to the moon.

He ate all our food at night and left messes everywhere.

He acted like Augusta was a huge pain in the ass.

He all but kicked Mr. Mel for trying to get affection.

My wife hated him and wanted him thrown out.

Thank god he went home, although bitching about everything as I took him to the airport.

Any questions?:sadwave:

I think it is wrong for someone's name to be "slandered" on the net, even if it is a "joke", so if Agent is never going to set the record straight, then I will.

Pt1gard is one of the most decent, humble, greatest people that I have met in my life. He is a spectacular coach, and I know that the parents gave him a standing ovation after observing one of his practices. The basketball kids loved him, and he certainly inspired them to play hard. The coaching staff was ecstatic to have him teach them and their kids.

He cooked us a great Thai dinner, and read countless books to Augusta and played her songs and on and on and on. He truly has a heart of gold and a lot of people could really learn from his reverence for life and his philosophy on how to treat people and the earth.

Whether or not you believe in his "conspiracy theories", which I admit I do not, it doesn't mean that you can't "agree to disagree", and still recognize the human decency in people. Gregg is truly a great man, who has dedicated himself to the youth of our country at no gain to himself, and I am honored to have met him and hope to have interactions with him in the future.

:mj03: ...nice...real nice(theres another section of my brain that needs to be excised with the melon-baller)........

 

[The Judge]

I think it's cute you two communicate thru Madjack's.

I was thinking along similar lines but "cute" was not quite the word that came to mind. ... :SIB

However, it is nice to learn that ptgard1 actually has some redeeming qualities. I guess they just don't come across well through the forum.

 

[kneifl]

nope. it's right there in his Flickr account

What is Flickr?

kneil

 

[THE KOD]

hh

so is this Agent being totally jealous of pt1gard
and just deciding to slam him around some ?

talk about two sides to a story .

:shrug: :SIB :shrug:

 

[THE KOD]

Agent



jealousy is a tough isssue for you I guess.

you really through pt1gard under the Greyhound

:142smilie

 

[Agent 0659]

hh

so is this Agent being totally jealous of pt1gard
and just deciding to slam him around some ?

talk about two sides to a story .

:shrug: :SIB :shrug:

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE: KOD, Marine, etc. Just proves what sheep you really are and how you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe.

Sound familiar? (9-11)

Morans

 

[gardenweasel]

i admit to being taken in........but,the fact that you guys were "musing" makes it alright in my book......

good one!

 

[Jaxx]

Wtf
You fellas need to get your priorites straight.
Madjacks at its worst.
:shrug:

 

[THE KOD]

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE:

Morans

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so your calling IE a moran

wow

you dipstick

 

[THE KOD]

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE: KOD, Marine, etc. Just proves what sheep you really are and how you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe.

Sound familiar? (9-11)

Morans

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Agent

your obviously lieing again to cover up another lie.

Tell you what ..

jack please unban Pt1gard so he can come in and respond to this thread about him.

Agent you really dont want that to happen now do you. You are not on speaking terms with him
:SIB :142smilie

you threw him completely under the bus for a joke.

I doubt he ever forgives you for it.

guarantee he wont be in this thread anytime soon.

your just stupid

 

[THE KOD]

Pt1gard is one of the most decent, humble, greatest people that I have met in my life. He is a spectacular coach, and I know that the parents gave him a standing ovation after observing one of his practices. The basketball kids loved him, and he certainly inspired them to play hard. The coaching staff was ecstatic to have him teach them and their kids.

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somehow I dont think this set well with our Agent.

He probably went into the locker room and turned on the showers and just cried and cried over this.

he wasnt expecting a standing ovation.

holy chit what have I done

 

[marine]

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE: KOD, Marine, etc. Just proves what sheep you really are and how you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe.

congratulations agent, one of your posts got printed and made it to my bulletin board.

I'd hardly think this means I was duped and fooled.

maybe you should say that line again about "you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe."

 

[THE KOD]

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE: KOD, Marine, etc. Just proves what sheep you really are and how you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe.



I'd hardly think this means I was duped and fooled.

maybe you should say that line again about "you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe."

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we werent duped and fooled.

we just chose to believe that Agent would not make statements like that in a thread for a joke about someone he supposedly respects.

it dont ad up

it dont fit.

it dont fit

and if it dont fit then you must aquit Pt1gard.

he probably dont have the guts to come in here anyway.

he is probably too ashamed.:SIB

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

Actually, Gregg and I were just musing at how easy it would be to fool some of the idiots that post here. IE: KOD, Marine, etc. Just proves what sheep you really are and how you will believe almost anything that fits what you want to believe.

Sound familiar? (9-11)

Morans

Even the hitting on the young girl? that's not true?

I totally believed that since that's why he got canned before. good trick, agent!!

 

[marine]

Nah,

I'll be the first one to admit, when I read agent's original post I said to myself.. okay.. here comes the punchline... got ya guys.. blah blah blah, i lied, i wanted you to think that.. but in reality me and pt1guard sat around and whacked each other's weiners until we turned blue in the face and were hoarse from screaming "9-11 is a cover up"

But I never saw that punchline...

so after 1 or 2 days I said "Self, I guess pt1guard really is a turd" and then I continued on with my life. Hadn't really thought much of it other than the printout I have of it on my bulletin board here so I can pull some of the stunts when I stay at a buddy's house for a night or something.

So... ha ha. I suppose you can say you got me agent. Did I read your trip report and run to the can and jack my meat huffing about what a dummy pt1gaurd is? no. Did I read it and giggle and laugh and go back to picking my nose? yup.

whatever primes yer pump dude.

 

[THE KOD]

Even the hitting on the young girl? that's not true?

I totally believed that since that's why he got canned before. good trick, agent!!

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Yeh I forgot about that one.

That was a low blow there so to speak.

yeh hitting on the young girl really made him look like some molester or something.

good one Agent

 

[THE KOD]

Nah,

I'll be the first one to admit, when I read agent's original post I said to myself.. okay.. here comes the punchline... got ya guys.. blah blah blah, i lied, i wanted you to think that.. but in reality me and pt1guard sat around and whacked each other's weiners until we turned blue in the face and were hoarse from screaming "9-11 is a cover up"

But I never saw that punchline...

so after 1 or 2 days I said "Self, I guess pt1guard really is a turd" and then I continued on with my life. Hadn't really thought much of it other than the printout I have of it on my bulletin board here so I can pull some of the stunts when I stay at a buddy's house for a night or something.

So... ha ha. I suppose you can say you got me agent. Did I read your trip report and run to the can and jack my meat huffing about what a dummy pt1gaurd is? no. Did I read it and giggle and laugh and go back to picking my nose? yup.

whatever primes yer pump dude.

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thats pretty funny son

 

[kosar]

Nah,

I'll be the first one to admit, when I read agent's original post I said to myself.. okay.. here comes the punchline... got ya guys.. blah blah blah, i lied, i wanted you to think that.. but in reality me and pt1guard sat around and whacked each other's weiners until we turned blue in the face and were hoarse from screaming "9-11 is a cover up"

But I never saw that punchline...

so after 1 or 2 days I said "Self, I guess pt1guard really is a turd" and then I continued on with my life. Hadn't really thought much of it other than the printout I have of it on my bulletin board here so I can pull some of the stunts when I stay at a buddy's house for a night or something.

So... ha ha. I suppose you can say you got me agent. Did I read your trip report and run to the can and jack my meat huffing about what a dummy pt1gaurd is? no. Did I read it and giggle and laugh and go back to picking my nose? yup.

whatever primes yer pump dude.

lmao

 

[yyz]

The idea of "seeing if you can get away with a lie", is keeping the secret forever.

Just ask Tiger.


And remember: If two people know a secret......It's one too many.